A/N: Okay, being a weirdo, I don't usually go for lighthearted and fluffy.
Today I decided lighthearted and fluffy is just the ticket. You can blame
Nek0-chan for inspiring me. :-P
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, don't own Laby. I do own a Jareth clone though. ^-^
Kitten sighed and stared at her computer screen until her eyes watered. The facts didn't change. She still couldn't finish the second chapter to her Laby fic. "This sucks." She pouted, "And I have those two adoring fans, too! They probably want me to update my pathetic little fic." Kitten went back to chewing on her rubber shark pencil-topper. "Maybe if I left it alone for another six or seven months. Just like last time." She wondered, now nibbling on her thumb. "Oh no you don't." A voice from behind her growled. "I won't be ignored for another six or seven months, I won't be ignored for another week!" Kitten gulped loudly then slowly spun her chair around to see Jareth standing there, in all his kingly, goblin-y, labyrinth-y and codpiece-y glory. "Meep." Kitten looked up at her beloved king with big huge brown kitten eyes. Jareth just rolled his mismatched Goblin King eyes. "Get working missy, or I get out the whip." He said, glaring at her ferociously. Kitten put on an innocent face.
"Will you get out the whip if I'm REALLY good?" She asked, her eyes all innocent and cute and such. But the Goblin King just sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine." Kitten muttered, pouting a little and turning back to her computer screen, "I'll write. But only cause you asked me too." "But I never asked-" "Shoosh! Writing!" "Erhg. Kittens." Kitten began staring and chewing again. Jareth pulled up a chair beside her and watched. "You know how distracting that is?" She asked him. "What's distracting about me watching you not typing?" He retorted, blithely examining his nails. Kitten looked over at him. "Yes, what's so distracting about a six foot, blond Goblin King clad in tight leather and an oversized codpiece? Noo! Nothing at all." Kitten giggled inwardly as Jareth's back straightened as if someone has shoved a poker up his bum. "You-I---It-" He sputtered, "INTO THE BOG WITH YOU!" He screamed, pointing at her. Out of nowhere, Kitten was all of a sudden desperately hanging onto a branch of a tree which was perilously close to the Bog of Eternal Stench. "Meep! Oh this is great." She grumbled, fumbling for a better grip. She began screaming. "If I fall in I'm making Sarah's daughter marry Hoggle and you get Ludo and Sir Didymus! I'm sure they're really nice-OOF!" As Kitten was screaming at the sky, her king finally got irritated with her enough that he simply put her back into her chair. "That's better." She said, dusting off her shirtsleaves. "So you'll finish the next chapter and write five more before the end of the month?" He asked, looking her in the eye. "I'll finish chapter two and chapter three. Then I promise to work on it constantly, okay?" Jareth looked at Kitten suspiciously then extended a hand. They shook hands. "Now seal it with a kiss." Kitten said mischievously, before puckering up. Jareth rolled his eyes, and then let Kitten kiss his glove. She glared at him. "You suck." She stated, sticking out her tongue. "Oh yes, and Kitten?" Jareth said, as he walked over to the window, "If she kisses Hoggle, I'll make you a Queen." "Really?" She asked, her eyes bright. "Yes, the Queen of STENCH!" He delivered the much expected punch line with a flourish then a turn-into-an-owl-ing and flew out the window. "I knew it! I knew he was going to say that!" Kitten yelled, slapping her hand against the desk more and more vigorously with every word. "Ow, now my hand hurts."
A promise made is a promise kept. Not All Things Are What They Seem will have two new chapters by the end of February 2004. After all, I don't want to be all smelly for the rest of my life.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, don't own Laby. I do own a Jareth clone though. ^-^
Kitten sighed and stared at her computer screen until her eyes watered. The facts didn't change. She still couldn't finish the second chapter to her Laby fic. "This sucks." She pouted, "And I have those two adoring fans, too! They probably want me to update my pathetic little fic." Kitten went back to chewing on her rubber shark pencil-topper. "Maybe if I left it alone for another six or seven months. Just like last time." She wondered, now nibbling on her thumb. "Oh no you don't." A voice from behind her growled. "I won't be ignored for another six or seven months, I won't be ignored for another week!" Kitten gulped loudly then slowly spun her chair around to see Jareth standing there, in all his kingly, goblin-y, labyrinth-y and codpiece-y glory. "Meep." Kitten looked up at her beloved king with big huge brown kitten eyes. Jareth just rolled his mismatched Goblin King eyes. "Get working missy, or I get out the whip." He said, glaring at her ferociously. Kitten put on an innocent face.
"Will you get out the whip if I'm REALLY good?" She asked, her eyes all innocent and cute and such. But the Goblin King just sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine." Kitten muttered, pouting a little and turning back to her computer screen, "I'll write. But only cause you asked me too." "But I never asked-" "Shoosh! Writing!" "Erhg. Kittens." Kitten began staring and chewing again. Jareth pulled up a chair beside her and watched. "You know how distracting that is?" She asked him. "What's distracting about me watching you not typing?" He retorted, blithely examining his nails. Kitten looked over at him. "Yes, what's so distracting about a six foot, blond Goblin King clad in tight leather and an oversized codpiece? Noo! Nothing at all." Kitten giggled inwardly as Jareth's back straightened as if someone has shoved a poker up his bum. "You-I---It-" He sputtered, "INTO THE BOG WITH YOU!" He screamed, pointing at her. Out of nowhere, Kitten was all of a sudden desperately hanging onto a branch of a tree which was perilously close to the Bog of Eternal Stench. "Meep! Oh this is great." She grumbled, fumbling for a better grip. She began screaming. "If I fall in I'm making Sarah's daughter marry Hoggle and you get Ludo and Sir Didymus! I'm sure they're really nice-OOF!" As Kitten was screaming at the sky, her king finally got irritated with her enough that he simply put her back into her chair. "That's better." She said, dusting off her shirtsleaves. "So you'll finish the next chapter and write five more before the end of the month?" He asked, looking her in the eye. "I'll finish chapter two and chapter three. Then I promise to work on it constantly, okay?" Jareth looked at Kitten suspiciously then extended a hand. They shook hands. "Now seal it with a kiss." Kitten said mischievously, before puckering up. Jareth rolled his eyes, and then let Kitten kiss his glove. She glared at him. "You suck." She stated, sticking out her tongue. "Oh yes, and Kitten?" Jareth said, as he walked over to the window, "If she kisses Hoggle, I'll make you a Queen." "Really?" She asked, her eyes bright. "Yes, the Queen of STENCH!" He delivered the much expected punch line with a flourish then a turn-into-an-owl-ing and flew out the window. "I knew it! I knew he was going to say that!" Kitten yelled, slapping her hand against the desk more and more vigorously with every word. "Ow, now my hand hurts."
A promise made is a promise kept. Not All Things Are What They Seem will have two new chapters by the end of February 2004. After all, I don't want to be all smelly for the rest of my life.