At the house, we see the Raw Tag Team Champs, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins were eating Chinese food. When Seth is about to open his fortune cookie, but Dean has a crazy idea.
"That's not how you open a fortune cookie." He said as he takes out a knife. "This is! HYAAAAAAAAAAH!" He breaks fortune cookie with the knife.
"Dude, that's dangerous!" Seth shouted.
"You surprised? I'm the Lunatic Fringe. Also Danger's my middle name!" Said Dean Danger Ambrose.
Dean turns at the sound of the doorknob and in comes a guy with an eyepatch.
"Gimme all your milk!" Said the dude in the eyepatch.
"Who the hell are you?" Ambrose asked.
The eyepatch guy began to sniff Ambrose. "I can smell the milk! Tell me where it is!" He demanded.
"It's over there in the fridge." Dean answers.
"Thank you darling." He said as he kisses Dean, goes to the fridge to get the milk. "Oh milk." He says as he starts chugging on the milk bottle as he leaves.
"That was pretty weird." Seth said.
"Which part, the fact that some guy just stole our milk or the fact that he kissed me?" Dean asked.
"No, my fortune predicted that I'd meet a guy with an eyepatch."
The next day
"So is your fortune cookie gonna predict the future again?" Dean asked his fellow tag partner.
"Yeah, that was pretty firetruckin' weird, right?" Seth said while he opens his fortune cookie when he looks at the fortune intently.
"What does it say?" Dean asked.
Seth says, "Get the shovel!"
"Okay who's getting buried?" Dean joked and Seth just facepalmed.
Outside
"There is nothing here man, I feel like an idiot!" Dean said, while he digs.
"Oh look!" Seth exclaims as he picks up treasure chest. "It looks like some sort of ancient language."
Dean turns the chest so the glitter message reads BLACKBEARD'S SECRET TREASURE.
"Oh sweet!" Said Seth, opening the chest to find various jewlery and one big diamond ring inside.
"My god dude, we're gonna be rich!" Dean said.
"Yeah!" Both exclaims as they both high five.
The next day
We now see Ambrose and Seth who hurriedly eats all his noodles.
"Come on!" Dean said, rushing his friend.
Seth finally finishes and opens the fortune cookie.
"What is it?" Dean asked
"It... says that... you and I... get married." Seth said.
"Wait, like I- like I marry you?" Dean asked.
"How is this possible?"
"It's not!"
"But the other two fortunes were correct. I'm not gay, are you?"
"You kidding?"
"So... that's a yes?"
"No! Jesus, Seth, it's just a stupid fortune cookie! Just forget about it!"
"No Dean, you don't understand! It's fortelling a prophecy! There's no way around it. What if... what if this is all... meant to be?" He pondered. He then starts taking off a ring. Dean Danger Ambrose... (presents ring) Will you marry me?"
Dean shakes his head. "You need help, dude." He said as he leaves the table.
"Fine! I would have just divorced you anyway!" Seth shouted as he throws ring on the table.
Unbeknownst to the two former Shield members, a camera is revealed hidden in a plant filming.
In another room we see Stephenie McMahon and that guy with the eyepatch. "Dammit! Our plan has failed! How are we gonna make money off that website now? I knew we shouldn't have paid for that billboard." She says, looking the billboard advertising the website about Dean and Seth as gay couples.