Author's Note: I know I shoud stop starting new ones. But this thought is simply to intriguing. Short drabbles! P.S. I do not usually compose my works in this manner. Please excuse this callow style of writing.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
Mayuri-stein
By annyenil
Akon was extremely disturbed after seeing Kurotsuchi taichou in the morning. His mad taichou had built himself a new invention in the form of a pouch attached to his abdomen. Akon shuddered and whispered to his men, "Oi, what do you think that is?"
"May be it contains his zanpakutou?"
"I bet he plans to carry Kurotsuchi fukutaichou's soul inside."
"Maybe he's gonna catch lower ranking men from the division and make them ejaculate inside there?"
"Gosh, that is disgusting. What do you reckon?"
On behalf of his team, Akon approached the silent Nemu Kurotsuchi.
"Kurotsuchi fukutaichou, why is Mayuri-sama carrying a pouch?"
"My taichou has recently researched into a inventor in the real world who carried all sorts of inventions in a pocket at the front and decided to mimick this excellent mechanism."
"That is very wise of Mayuri-sama. Nemu-sama, would it be possible if we take a look at his research material to develop further discoveries?"
Nemu nodded and handed Akon a thick bound copy of research materials.
Akon glanced at the cover. There was a blue figure that resembled a snow man.
It read: Doraemon.