Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of it's characters.
AN; I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me.
Kawaii. My name is Anne Marie Ravenclaw. Yes, you heard that right. I come from the Ravenclaw family. I'm not like other Ravenclaws though.
*Gasp* a Ravenclaw? Actually I don't know what house I'm in. The Hogwarts Express is here to pick me up. It's almost time to go to Hogwarts for the first time. I nearly jump for joy. My parents didn't come with me. They're dead. Grindelwald killed them. I grew up in an orphanage. Wool's Orphanage. (Where Voldemort grew up but he isn't Voldemort yet he's my best friend Tom Marvolo Riddle). He's my best friend but I don't think I'm his best friend. Because he doesn't like me. Or anyone. When we were 5 I accidentally spilled glue on him while we were doing arts and crafts and he punched me. That was the strats of our friendship. I walk down the isle trying to find somewhere to sit. I don't know anyone. Probably because I don't know them. Then finally, I see Tom sitting by himself. He's so edgy.
I slide open the door.,
He's so nice he saved a seat for me. At least I'm assuming as he has his luggage on his seat next to him.
I sit down.
He sighs loudly. It is kind of hot in here. He grabs his stuff quickly and walks out. Probably to go to the bathroom. I'll save him a seat until he gets back. I'll bet he's as excited as I am togo to Hogwarts. I wonder what house I'll be in.
"SLYTHERIN" the Sorting Hat announces. 9Omg yes I am so excited. Tom is aslso sorted with me,. I can tell we will have all sorts of adventures starting soon.