MUAHAHAHA!! IT IS ME!!! D.G. THE ALMIGHTY!! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GREATNESS!!! I was eating some Easter candy when I suddenly got this great idea!!! *cackles* BURNBURN!! Hojo bashing and bunny killing galore!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, and it's a very short one-shot! Maybe.....I like torturing Easter bunnies and Santa Clauses.....
Inuyasha meets the Easter Bunny (A Product of an Insane, but Brilliant Mind)
Kagome was hurrying down the well with an extra-large backpack. She was grinning delightedly.
"It'sEasterit'sEasterit'sEaster!!!" she was chanting as she walked down the path that led to village.
As she neared, she yelled out as loud as she could, "IT'S EASTER!!"
Her shout rang through the village and forest, and it was so loud that it caused a certain hanyou to fall from the tree he was perched on down one hundred feet with loud crashes and bangs.
"@*&%!!!" he swore as he felt his body connect with the ground.
Meanwhile, Sango, Miroku, Kirara and Shippo had all run to save Kagome from this 'Easter demon' that she was screaming about.
"Where's the fire?" asked the young kitsune, but Kagome just smiled and danced around happily.
"Come on!! Ya all gotta go to my time!! I got something special set up for all of you!!" she then grabbed onto all their arms and dragged them to the well (Miroku came along with several bumps on his head due to this)
Then Inuyasha showed up, "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, YELLING LIKE THAT?!!!" he yelled at her, but she still just smiled and danced, grabbing his arm too and hopping down the well with the confused companions.
When they got out, the first thing that they noticed was that weird decorations of bunnies and eggs were all over the place.
"WHAT THE F***?!!" yelled Inuyasha again.
"Come on you guys!! I even got Hojo to dress up as the Easter bunny!!" giggled Kagome happily. Just then, a large pink evil demon bunny came around the corner.
"Hello everybody!!" it greeted.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed everyone except Kagome at the sight. They all took their fighting stances and attacked it together.
"KITSUNE BI!!" screamed Shippo as he hurled fox fire at the demon.
"HIROKAITSU!!" yelled Sango as she threw her boomerang.
"KAZAANA!!" shouted Miroku as he opened his wind tunnel at it.
"KAZE NO KIZU!!" growled Inuyasha as he fired his attack.
Each of the different attacks hit at a different time. Shippo's hit first, and lit the bunny on fire. It screamed as it ran around trying to douse the flames. Sango's hit second as her boomerang cut through the right arm of the beast. It screamed louder. Inuyasha's hit third, and it shredded the demon into little itty bitty bits. Miroku's Kazaana sucked up the remnants. Everyone sighed in relief that the horrible thing was dead. Kagome just stood there, dumbfounded, and then started to laugh.
"I KNEW THAT IT WOULD WORK!! YAY!!! I AM FINALLY FREE OF HOJO!!!" she sung as she danced around happily.
Everyone just stared at her, confused and a little bit frightened.
"EH?!" asked Inuyasha, "What the f*** are you going on about woman?!"
"Deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddead" she just kept on singing, now throwing little egg candies all around. Shippo greedily gobbled all that were in sight. He ate so much that he imploded into little fuzzy pieces. Everyone just kept away from the candies after seeing that happen.
"LET'S ALL SING THE BARNEY SONG!!" Miroku burst out. Everyone just stared at him disgustedly. "What?! I'm not in my right mind after seeing that demon! I'm traumatized! Really!!"
"Yeah, rrrrriiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttt......." drawled out Sango sarcastically, "And little midgets are gonna start dancing around and singing, 'Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to work we go!' and start whistling!!"
Just then, little midgets started dancing around singing the song that was fore-mentioned.
Everybody (except for Shippo) had this face on: o_O
"I rest my case!" exclaimed Miroku triumphantly.
And then Shippo came back, "I'M ALIVE!!"
"You're supposed to be dead!" yelled Inuyasha, disappointed.
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am
not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!!"
Three hours later this was still going on. Everyone except Kagome and the singing midgets had already left back to the Feudal Ages. Shippo was swelling angrily so hard that he popped again.
"ARE TOO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" stated Inuyasha happily.
"I REALLY shouldn't take you guys to my world anymore!" said a cross Kagome, "YOU MAKE TOO MUCH DAMN RACKET!!" Then she turned to the singing midgets, "SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" She grabbed each one of them by the feet, spun around several times, and then launched them up and over the fence of the shrine. "And THAT'S how you de-gnome a garden!!"
Inuyasha was still laughing.
"YOU SHUT UP TOO!!" she yelled at him, but he didn't stop, so she yelled 'sit' about a hundred times. "Okay, I'm gonna go back into my house!! Have a nice day!!" She skipped back into her house singing, "Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to work I go!!"
"Mmmphhhgghh....." groaned Inuyasha. Later on in the week, people would begin to realize that Hojo hadn't showed up for school, send out search parties, but his remains would never be found. Nobody cried. HAHA!!! And everyone lived happily ever after.
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YES!! I AM STUPID!! I KNOW THAT!!!! *cough* I had to write up my idea fast because I stole Brat's computer. ^___________^ I don't care if you review, and if you flame, I'll make sure that ALL the flames are headed straight towards Santa Clause, and that way you won't get any presents this Christmas!! MAUAHAHAHA!!!! *goes off running and singing, "Grandma got run over by a reindeer!!"