I created these commercials as part of a game on the Final Fantasy Shrine boards called "Who Wants to Be a Final Fantasy IX Millionaire?" I thought I'd post them here at as well.
Here's the first one. It's a parody of a series of commercials for Sprint phones:
Cid Highwind: You #$#! I told you exactly which way to go but look --- look what happened!
Pilot: B...But it wasn't my fault, sir!
Cid: WHAT?! Damn you, you weren't listening to what I was saying?
Sprint Guy: No, actually, he couldn't hear you. It's the static. It can really make a mess of things. Here, try this. (He hands Cid a Sprint cell phone.)
Female Announcer: Now try Sprint, with our worldwide network. With this coverage, you'll never miss a call. Sign up now, and get a free Final Fantasy poster.
Sprint Guy: And all the calls are clear. And this (indicates the smoking wreckage of the Highwind) will never happen again.