Razzle Dazzle: The Mary-Sue song
Basically this is just taking the mick out of Mary-Sues, the whole thing was created merely because my sister misheard the first line of the original song and due to the popularity of my last song fic. Which reminds me, if you do like the original song, this may not be the song-fic for you.
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em a fic with lots of slash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Beat and leather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your characters all are rusting?
What if, in fact, they're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a fic that's so splendiferous
Review after review will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the Squee?
Squee! Squee! SQUEE!
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know it's just………a fable,
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bamboozler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though she's from the city of Sodom
They'll let you get away with Suedom
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talents
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!