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Author's Note: Just an idea that I thought would be cool to write about. Reviews are always welcome, I'll even take the flames! I won't care and I will probably use them to spite whoever wrote them XD! Anyway, review and enjoy!
Summary: Ryoga wakes up after a night of drunkenness in a weird place, being poked by a strange being, and many surprises in store for him. Will he make it back to Nerima? Will he even want to go back? And who is this strange little creature poking him with a stick? Read to find out!
Chapter 1: Hangover From Hell
Ryoga's POV
I felt a strange sensation in my side. It wasn't very pleasant and it was rousing me from dead-like state of sleep. I tried to swat it away weakly but my arm was so sore it only twitched. 'What did I do last night? Oh yeah...'
I remember being P-chan and Ranma-chan was chasing me around before Akane splashed hot water on Ranma and me on accident. Thats where it all went downhill. She finally found out my secret and she looked murderous. It probably didn't help that I was now naked either. She had pounded me multiple times while screaming 'Pervert!' over and over until she collapsed to the ground crying. I felt my heart wrench as the girl I loved used a smirking Ranma's shoulder to cry on. I ran away at that point, not even bothering to grab my back pack, only a pile of clothes that I hoped was mine. Of course, with my luck, they weren't my clothes I grabbed, they were Ranma's. So I wondered around wearing a red, button-up, long-sleeved shirt, dark blue training pants, and a pair of boxer shorts that I had grudgingly decided to wear even though they were Ranma's. It was not long after that I came across a party and some alcohol to drain my sorrows in. I then stumbled around who-knows-where drunk off my ass and thoroughly depressed. I couldn't remember much after that, I must have passed out somewhere.
I heard a gasp of surprise. "Hes alive!" I heard a childish voice say. "Kagome! Kagome! Hes alive!" I heard shuffling and then someone sit next to me.
"Of course hes alive! I told you he was!" I heard another, much deeper voice shout angrily.
"What is he?" Another voice asked, this time feminine.
"Looks like a demon." A calm male voice said. 'What are they talking about?'
"I already told you he was a demon! Doesn't anyone listen to me ever?!" The same angry voice shouted again. "Hes a half-wolf demon!"
"Not demon...crazy people...." Came my muffled reply.
"He spoke! Do you think he knows Kouga?" The childish voice said again more excitedly.
"Probably, hes a wimpy wolf too. Wait a sec!" The angry voice changed to a more curious voice. "What the hell is that smell? Its smells like....Shit!"
"What is it Inuyasha?!" Came a different feminine voice questioningly.
"We need to get him away from the village right now!"
"What the-" The question was cut off as I felt someone lift me up roughly and begin running. I grunted in annoyance and pain before opening my eyes a little bit, closing them again when a bright light blinded me. My head was hurting from the hangover, the blinding light, and the rocky ride I was receiving. I could hear loud shouting in the distance that hurt my head more and caused ringing in my strangely sensitive ears. Finally, whoever was carrying me stopped and plopped me on the ground causing another streak of pain to go through my skull. I heard yelling in the distance and groaned in pain.
I opened my eyes again, this time I wasn't blinded by light, and took in what surroundings I could. I could tell I was in a forest from the smell and sounds, no big deal there. I ended up in forests plenty of times before, but the method of getting here was odd. My eyes stopped on a red and white blur to my right and squinted to try to see better.
"Wh-who are you?" I asked once I realized it was a person. I heard a grunt in response and decided to wait for someone else to show up to ask my questions.
"Inuyasha! What was that all about!?" I winced as my ears started ringing again. "Why did you run off like that!?"
"Hes in heat! Demons will come running the moment they smell that! I can't protect the village from a bunch of horny demons!" There were many gasps of surprise, including my own. 'What the hell is going on!?' I finally managed to sit up with a lot of struggling and soreness. I felt someone hold me up once I started to sway.
"Here, this is a pain killer." I took the offered pills and water and swallowed them.
"Where am I?" That was the first question, mostly out of habit.
"Um-"
"Never mind, its useless. I'll get lost again soon anyway. Who are you?"
"Well, I'm Kagome. Thats Inuyasha," She pointed at a strange man with white hair, gold eyes, ears, and wearing all red, "thats Shippo, Kirara, Sango, and Miroku." She pointed out a small child with a tail and orange hair, a small cat with two tails, another woman wearing a tight black suit, and a monk wearing purple. "Who are you?"
"M-my name is Ryoga." I was starting to get overwhelmed with everything, especially the fact that I could smell each one like they were right in my face and all the sounds I was picking up from the forest around us. I fainted when I saw a huge animal-human-thing with a terrible scent crash through the trees knocking them over.
Normal POV
"Oh great! Hes out again!" Inuyasha exclaimed when the boy fainted. They all looked up at the approaching demon, who was sniffing the ground and air furiously. He seemed to pin point the scent and charged right at the group. Inuyasha huffed and with one swipe of his red claws, the demon fell, dead. He grunted in annoyance and turned back to mysterious boy.
"I wonder where he came from?" Sango asked pushing the boy's bangs back.
"He smells like Kagome's time, but its strange. He smells like he should be younger than he looks. Like a child, but hes clearly not." The smell confused Inuyasha.
"You said he was in heat, right?" Sango asked, gaining a nod from the half demon, "Well, demons don't usually go into heat until they are fully developed. Wolf demons do go into heat sooner than most demons, but most of them are usually around 50 to 60 years old when they get their first heat." Sango supplied from her vast knowledge of demons.
"He isn't that old." Inuyasha sniffed again, "Actually, he smells like he should be around Kagome's age, well his human side does. His demon side is a bit out of whack."
"You said he smelled like my time, maybe he came through the well?"
"Thats the only conclusion I can draw, but why does he smell like that?" Miroku spoke up. The four of them started to think before a groan broke their concentration.
"Oh man, that was one messed up dream!" The strange boy sat up and stretched. He scratched his scalp and stopped when he came across a fluffy ear on top of his head. He quickly brought his other hand up to his other ear and started to tug softly on them. "Wh-what the hell!? Why do I have dog ears?!" He asked frantically looking at the group.
"Those are wolf ears." Inuyasha pointed out blandly.
"W-wolf!" The boy whimpered looking even more freaked.
"And that is your tail." Inuyasha pointed out again, pointing at a furry appendage that seemed to have a mind of its own.
"T-tail! Wh-what the hell?! Whats going on?!" The poor boy looked like he was going to break into tears any minute.
"Y-you don't know your a half demon?!" Sango asked shocked. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow in thought.
"H-half demon! I-I'm...I mean....Human, n-not..." The weird boy started to hyperventilate and now tears were making trails down his dusty face.
"Oh quit your blubbering!" Inuyasha said exasperated. This earned him a loud 'Sit' from Kagome. This caused Ryoga to look at Kagome in fright. He scrambled away from her and right into Sango's arms. She wrapped her arms around the frightened boy causing him to struggle before she started to coo soft words in his fuzzy ears. He started to relax and fell asleep a few minutes later.
"What was that about?" Shippo asked innocently.
"Hes just frightened by all the changes going on. I'm sure he will be more calm when he wakes up again.
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