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A/N: OOCness rules! This is in the middle of the sixth book.
Harry and Ron were to the pool that someone made. In the pool, there was Dumbledore with his new pet that he made. Ron was trying to make Hermione get in the pool.
"Never will I go into the pool with that Evil pet!" said Hermione.
"Come on! Or are you a chicken?" said Ron.
"Fine!" said Hermione. When she got in the pool, she went screaming out of the pool.
"What is your new pet's name Dumbledore?" said Harry.
"Fang the Second, Harry. I named him that because I didn't know any more names." said Dumbledore.
Then Harry and Ron left. At potions class, Slughorn said, "We are going to make animal potions in class. If you do it right, it will make you to your favorite animal. The instructions are on page163. Now start!"
Harry, Ron and Hermione made a potion along with Ernie. Harry followed the Half-Blood Prince's instructions, and made the best potion in the class. They all divided up the potion and kept it.
As they walked across the corridors, they all saw Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle trying to push Neville into the pool.
"Come on!" Harry shouted. They all took a sip of their potions and attacked the Slytherins (the potions only needed to turn them into animals for a minute).
Harry turned a lion, Ron turned into a rat, and Hermione turned into a beaver. "Hey! This isn't my favorite animal!" Hermione said. "This is probably Ernie's part of the potion!"
Meanwhile, "I'm a rat! A rat! This is an abomination!"
Harry said, "I'm the only person who got the perfect potion."
"Lucky you! I'm a rat. I can't fight! You're a lion!" Ron yelped.
"That isn't as bad! I'm a beaver! People hunt me for my skin! And I don't have any magical properties!" Hermione shouted. While they were fighting, Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle dumped Neville into the pool and walked away.
In Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Snape said, "Harry, Ron, Hermione, you three will have detention for fighting. At four o'clock tomorrow (AM), you three will build an extra hut for Hagrid near the Forbidden Forest.
Harry got really mad. "ATTACK! DRINK YOUR POTIONS AND GET SNAPE!" Ron and Hermione took a bit of Harry's potion and they all transformed. Harry was a lion, Ron was a pig, and Hermione was a house-elf.
"GET SNAPE! NOW!" When they all started to attack Snape, Snape ran away screaming like a girl. He screamed so loud that all the windows shattered, and ran so fast that he broke down the door (you can see the huge hole there is in the wall). Then everyone transformed back into humans because they didn't take enough of the potion.
"Now," Harry said, "Since Snape is gone, I will teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. Now, I will take a thousand points from Slytherin. I will give ten thousand points to Gryffindor. Class dismissed."
After that, there was Quidditch. Harry caught the Snitch very fast, but it wasn't a Snitch! It was a rubber squishy ball that could fly. Harry had squeezed the ball so hard that water squirted out into his face. Madam Hooch was rolling around on the floor laughing, because it was April Fool's Day and no one knew.
When Harry, Hermione and Ron completed building a hut for Snape's detention, the old Weasley's Ford Angela destroyed it. You can still see the huge hole it made in the hut.
Wood, who had come to visit, thought that swimming was good for Quidditch because it was a sport too and would make him strong. He pushed Harry into the pool and Fang the Second bit off Harry's leg. Madam Profrey was on vacation to Antarctica, so she couldn't fix it. So Hagrid just made Harry a wooden leg.
The End
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