Chapter 1:
The death of the evil Australian
It would've been a peaceful day in Angel Grove Park, if not for Tommy's and Ninjor's battle against the Tengas. The evil love-sucking leech known as Katherine was hiding behind a tree watching the white ranger fight the oversize birds. Rita teleported behind the cold-blooded boyfriend stealer to confirm her next mission. She was supposed to hijack the falcon zord. Her mission would have been complete if not for a 14 year old Puerto Rican wielding a metal baseball bat.
He charged behind her and yelled an all powerful yell. He swung his bat at the heartbreaker's nose. She fell to the floor with tear in her eyes and blood on her face. She was begging for mercy; however the boy did not listen to her horrible Australian accent. He continued beating all of the stupid blonde-haired, trash talking, heart freezing life out of her.
Katherine was screaming her last scream, holding her arm towards the sky, expecting Kimberly's knight in shining white armor to rescue her, however this was not the case. All the rangers, including the beautiful and talented Kimberly, circled around her retarded body of the dumb blonde. The boy gave the bat to all the other rangers to have a swing at Cat.
"Tommy, no!" She screamed. "I love you!"
"You're love means nothing to me," the white ranger responded. "The only person I will ever love is the one and only pink ranger." With these words, he slammed the bat down on her ugly Australian face, and to hell her soul traveled. The boy dug into her pocket, pulling out the pink ranger's power coin and a plastic boomerang, with the words "made in China" written on the back.
"Here's your coin, Kim." The boy said. He gave her coin to her and Kim's body was surrounded by a pink energy aura. The aura cleared, and she returned to her feet.
"Thank you so much" the pink ranger cried. "I don't know where I would be without you."
"Don't thank me," the boy replied. "Thank all the members of the anti-Katherine club for their generous donation of this baseball bat, hand crafted by the finest of silversmiths." The boy runs out of the park. Tommy leans closer to Kimberly and they kiss knowing that now they won't be bothered by Rita's dumb, cold-hearted, Australian follower ever again.