Disclaimer: Nope. LoZ is still not mine, even after I begged on my hands and knees for it.
"Help me out of this armor. Goddesses, I just got back from a war, and that woman is already complaining! To tell you the truth, Link, I've half the mind to have one of my servants assassinate her."
The king's servant raised an eyebrow as he unlatched the armor. "Oh, not you!" the king said with a chuckle. "You're what—seventeen? You'd have to be insane to think a child could even get past the guards!"
King Ganondorf set aside his sword as Link continued his work. "I'll find someone. Zelda doesn't suspect anything, so I have some time."
He fell to the ground, with a sword buried in his back. Very quietly, Link said, "Time's up."
Author's Notes: My goal really was to see just how short of a story I could write. Seriously. That was my entire goal, and well, here it is. The shortest Link-kills-Ganondorf drabble ever. It's so short, it's not even a proper fic.
Also, an explanation for the title; the story is 117 words, not including the disclaimer and author's notes.