So this is an idea I've been toying with... Hogwarts Students thoughts on their Sortings and such. So I hope you enjoy it!
Dear Mum and Dad,
By the time you get this you'll know what we've done. (George just told me this sounded very dramatic. By the way this is Fred writing although George is dictating. He says he more mature...) So we'll say we're sorry and expect your Howler. Look we are sorry we started a food fight on the first day of our first year. But Ron and Ginny, you should have seen it! We were whacking Slytherins with giant globs of mash potatoes... It was great. We'll start one when you two are in school, okay? Just kidding, Mum...mostly. We'll wait till our detention sentence is over to wreak anymore havoc. I really don't know why Percy and Bill said Peeves was annoying. He is truly lovely- really. A great cohort in crime...
So any ways we're Gryffindors! Both George and I! Isn't great? A whole family of the brave and chivalrous- whatever that means. So little ickle Ronnie-kins and Ginny will follow us. Charlie is great. He's a great Quidditch captain, but says we can't be one the team because we're first years. We think he's being a right git but oh well... Percy on his way to becoming a prefect with his good grades and disgusting perfectness. And Mum? Please don't think it's a good thing. His ego doesn't need a boost. It really doesn't. Oh and no Charlie still doesn't girlfriend, Mum. Although we'd willingly let his friend Tonks into the family, but they're just friends. So the Hogwarts Weasleys are all good. And Dumbledore let us sing the school song! He might be a tad crazy but he's right hilarious. McGonagall wasn't too pleased for whatever reason.
School's great! Wow, never thought we'd say that... The common room's comfy and nice. The foods great but not as good as yours Mum. We met this great kid named Lee Jordan who likes Qudditch and pranks. So basically he's our soul mate. The rest of our dorm members are...eh. Not the kind of kids who'd be okay with finding there pillow Transfigured into a spider.
Be ready Ron. It'll come when you least expect it.
The staff is okay. Professor McGonagall is okay, but we'll learn to love seeing her as we'll be extra occupants in her office for the next seven years- if we stay that long... Just kidding again Mum. Snape's well a greasy bat, truthfully. The man hasn't washed his hair in years. Mum, you'd try to cut his hair. It's almost as long as Bill's! All the other professors seem to be tolerable until we get through with them that is...
Hope all is well at home. And we wonder if Ron's found the dung bombs hidden in his room yet!
Just kidding, Mum!
Love the charming twins (who shouldn't receive a Howler),
The extremely handsome Fred and George Weasley
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
As you probably now are aware of your sons Fred and George have started a uncivilized food fight in the Great Hall. I assure you that your sons will be punished with detentions. I thought I'd have them file detention cards but decided against it. They need not have more ammunition.
I fear I didn't take your warning quite seriously enough and therefore did not take the precautions you suggested. In retrospect in probably would have been a good idea to purchase umbrellas in case they Charm the Great Hall's ceiling to pour down with rain and possibly broom sticks.
As it seems there tirade isn't over. They also may have enlisted Peeves' help.
These next seven years will be trying, indeed.
Dumbledore does not believe your ideas are necessary at all, unfortunately. I think he found the boy's antics quite amusing, actually. So the boys, I'm sure, will continue to prank the entire school. We'll be ready, I'll make sure of that. I will update you on any detentions, failing grades, or, misbehavior of any kind.
Thank you sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Head of Gryffindor House.
How was it? This chapter was fun to write with Fred and George and all. So click that button!