(In this crossover, Power Girl is vulnerable to Kryptonite, since she is technically Kryptonian, and this crossover takes place on Earth-2. Also, Karen Starr, Power Girl's alter ego, is a waitress instead of a computer technician so she gets hit on a lot.

Hulk will also be much smarter, capable of speaking properly and understanding most of Earth's customs. Hulk's dialogue is also in bold, as he speaks in a deep voice, while Bruce Banner's dialogue will be in normal font.)

Karen Starr led a double life. Normally, she works at a diner/bar that often employs hot blondes with big breasts, and she is often coined the hottest waitress there. But when organized crime is running rampant in the city, she is the sexy but snarky Kryptonian superheroine known as Power Girl. Every man wanted her, but she could care less.

"Hey, hot legs...how about you take a break in the parking lot with me?" A perverted customer asked, clearly hoping to get lucky

"Ugh! Pass." That was all she said before turning around, but the man persisted, tightly squeezing Karen's butt. "Ah!" She screamed before tightly gripping his wrist and breaking it with a light tug.

"OW! My wrist! You broke my damn wrist!" He stood up, intending to assault Karen, but he was shoved out of the diner by the manager before things got even more out of hand.

-Later-

Power Girl hovers above the city, using her enhanced hearing to search for crimes. She finally gets one, hearing a bunch of thugs in grinning masks robbing a bank, equipped with high powered assault rifles.

"Finally. I was getting bored just hovering." She remarked before flying across the city at high speeds, crashing through the roof of the jewelry store. The thugs spun around, staring in awe at the gorgeous heroine that stood in their midst.

"Boys...if you wanted my attention, all you gotta do is yell my name." Power Girl remarked, smiling.

"Wow! You're even hotter than the news says." One of the thugs says, obviously staring at her breasts.

"I'll take that as a compliment. I hate to say this...but you're coming with me."

"Oh, we'll be coming with you?" A thug sarcastically asked.

"Uh-huh. Not like you have any other options." Power Girl quipped, putting her palms on her slender hips.

"Ha! That's rich. You mind looking up, ma'am?" The leader of the thugs said. Power Girl rolled her eyes before looking up at the ceiling, noticing a bright green crystal hanging from a chain. Suddenly, she fell to her knees, unable to stand.

"Ughhhh! Kryptonite!"

"Kryptonite. A certain bald man with quite an inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur was kind enough to give it to us, as well as these guns."

"Lex 'Man-Child' Luthor. Ha! No surprise."

"Mmm. Quite the role reversal, wouldn't you say?" The lead thug said, kneeling down to Power Girl and lifting her head with his thumb so he could see her face.

"Has anyone ever said how hot you are?" The man said, clumsily flirting with the buxom blonde heroine.

"All the damn time. Never works though." She remarked irritably.

"You know, Mr. Luthor paid each of us $50,000 to kill you, but...you're too hot to kill. So why not have some fun with you before we get rid of you?" He teased, rubbing his hand through Power Girl's short hair. He then lightly gripped her throat as another thug slammed the butt of his rifle against the side of her head, knocking her unconscious. The men then lift Power Girl

-Downtown-

Elsewhere, Hulk is sitting on a rooftop, eating a pizza when he sees large mechs firing at civilians and buildings.

"Grrrr. Can't go one day without something exploding!" Hulk growled before putting his pizza down and leaping on one of the mechs, punching and tearing into it like a crazed animal until it collapsed, no longer active. Before he could celebrate, a second mech fired a minigun burst at Hulk before firing three missles at him. Hulk catches one and knocks the other into an empty building with the back of his hand, but the third hits him directly in the chest, sending him flying almost a half mile from where he was standing.

"Ow! What was in that thing, nitroglycerin?" He asked himself as he pulled himself out of a crater created by the speed he was flung as well as his weight. The mech approached, firing a continuous barrage of minigun rounds, but they had no effect due to Hulk's reinforced hide. He picked up a large piece of concrete and hurled it at his aggressor, only for it to destroy it with a well timed missle launch. However, Hulk wanted it to do that, as he quickly leapt onto its back, like with the previous mech. In an attempt to knock Hulk off, it started to furiously fire its miniguns on both of its arms in random directions, but Hulk leaned out of their line of fire before grabbing the miniguns on both its arms and aimed them directly at the mech's head, quickly destroying it.

"HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!" Hulk roared in victory as many people that were lucky enough to survive the attack walked out of several hiding spots to greet their savior. A young brunette girl clutching a teddy bear walked up to him and hugged his left leg very tightly. Hulk couldn't help but blush a little bit.

"Who are you? Some gorilla covered in paint?" The girl asked curiously after letting go of his leg. Hulk simply chuckled before kneeling down and very gently patting the girl on her head.

"No. I'm not a gorilla." Hulk chuckled. "I'm Hulk, one of the good guys."

"Hulk. Cool name. I'm Lian Harper." The girl said as she smiled at her savior.

To be continued...

I hope you enjoyed the Lian Harper cameo, as I thought that Hulk earning the gratitude of such an adored child character would be heartwarming.