Psychicfiredemoness: Hello everyone. /in teacher uniform thing with skirt, vest, and tie thingy…/
Yusuke: I have a bad feeling about this.
Sapphire: Yep.
Hiei: Hn
All: /look at him/
Hiei: What?
Psychic: Well Yusuke was actually right you guys get to take a school survey, just like I had to today bwahaha! Please enjoy I own nothing.
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Chapter 1 The hell survey (Beware of randomness)
"Detective why the hell are we here?" Hiei asked as he and the other Spirit Detectives were in the auditorium of Yusuke's school.
"I thought you guys told me to some!" Yusuke replied holding up a note written in cursive.
Just then all four doors closed. And there was maniacal laughter heard. They just sweat dropped.
"What!?" a blonde blue eyed girl that was shorter then Hiei yelled coming out from behind the stage curtains.
"Why are we here Scorch?' Yusuke asked, "it's a Saturday!"
"Because you sirs are going to take a survey to see how shallow you really are damnit! That's why," she replied snapping her fingers.
The stage curtains opened to reveal four desks in a square formation.
"You have some serious issues man," Yusuke said
"So what the hell's your point I have damn issues you have issues he has issues we all have god forsaken stupid ass damn issues deal with it!" she said.
"You can't be serious about those surveys Scorch," Kurama said sweating.
"Yep!" she replied punching the air.
"You're going to pay for this," Hiei said unsheathing his katana.
"Uh," she said, "security!"
Four school security guards then ran in and beat his with night sticks then left.
"The surveys are on the desks along with three pencils and an eraser," she said, "now I take my leave!"
A rope ladder fell from a sky light by the east exit. She ran and jumped at it making it along with her hit the wall. Then she was pulled up by god knows who.
"Where all doomed," Yusuke said as Hiei finally got up.
They all went to separate desks.
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Psychic: Sorry it was short and stupid.
Sapphire: Yep.
Psychic: Shut up!
Alex: You shut up!
Scorch: No you shut up!
Hiei: Don't yell at her.
Scorch: Why do you care?!
Psychic: Read the princess and the protector.
Scorch, Hiei, and Alex: Stay out of this!
Psychic: Baka's. Anyway please review, I need survey questions, I'll think of answers to use but I need questions please!