This is, like a one minute idea. Enjoy!
HARRY JAMES POTTER
"Dude, no." said Harry, clearly exasperated.
"Aww, come on Harry. Please!" pleaded Ron.
"Okay, listen Ron. If you wanna ask out Hermione, you gotta do it yourself."
"But, you said that--"
"I know. I said that I would help you with 'Moine, not ask her out for you!"
"Aw, dude, you gotta help me!"
"Sorry, no can do." Harry said, and left.
"You say I'm your best friend", Ron grumbled.
RUBEUS HAGRID
"Yo, Hagrid! Wad up?"
"Hey, Ron! What are yeh doin' here?"
"Oh, nothing. Just wanted to ask you something…"
"Oh, no. Harry warned meh 'bout yeh. Said you be comin'!"
"But….."
"No, Ron. Yeh gotta be a man!"
"OK, fine. Be that way!"
ALBUS PERCIVAL BRAIN MERLIN DUMBLEDORE
"Oi! Dumble-Bee! I need you!"
Dumbledore imwardly groaned, and put on a grin before turning to Ron.
"Ah, young Ronald! Long time no see, eh mate?"
"Yeah, I actually wanted to ask you…"
"NO!!" and he ran away, yelling at random peeps who just wanted to get to dinner.
DRACO LUCIOUS MALFOY
"Hey, draco! Wad up dawg?"
"What the heck, Weasley King!?"
"Nothing, can't a dude come to a, uh, other dude to, like, chill?"
"No, that 'dude' can't. Get away from me, you nasty blood traiter!"
"Okay, but first you gotta…"
"Urg, no, I'm not going to ask stupid Granger out to a stupid date because your too stupidly shy and can't ask stupid Granger your stupid self!"
"Man, he needs some Sirius chilling…"
SEVERUS
"I HATE MUDBLOODS BUT I LOVE LILY PETUNIA EVENS OR SHOULD I SAY
LILY PETUNIA EVENS POTTER (BY THE WAY, JAMES HAROLD POTTER WAS AND
STILL IS A JERK WHO IS AN ARROGANT,STUCK UP, WORSHIPPED PIG)"
SNAPE
"Hey Professer Snape? Can I ask you a question?"
"Dude, how many times do I have to ask you to call me Professer Dude? You're, like, Siriusly cramping my style!"
"Okay, fine 'Professer Dude' , can you ask…hey, where'd he go?"