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So this was it. Naruto had finally, officially, and undoubtedly crossed the line. He'd never thought he'd see the day. Because he'd never thought that there would ever be something that he could do that he might actually consider as "going too far," but this... this was definitely "too far."

Well, it had started out innocently enough... as innocent as sex could be considered anyway. He and Sasuke had been in this relationship for years, and never, ever had either of them seen this coming.

Sasuke. Pregnant.

Whoa.

Naruto found himself with mixed feelings over this. In one part, happy, another, scared, and yet another, even a little angry. But mostly, he just felt like an idiot. How had he not guessed that, when so innocently suggesting that Sasuke use Naruto's Sexy No Jutsu for sex one day, that he being a woman chanced the possibility of him getting pregnant? Then again, Naruto couldn't really beat himself up over it too much... he had had other things on his mind at the time, after all.

Sasuke had just given him the news. Naruto's face was still blanched, he could feel it. In a way, this was everything he ever could have hoped for and more - a Uchiha/Uzumaki baby? How perfect was that! To share life with Sasuke in a way that he had never dreamed before... to be with Sasuke forever, to have a family... with Sasuke.

That happiness, however, was momentarily crammed into the deepest corners of his mind, because at the moment he was so scared that he nearly shit his pants. Pregnant Sasuke, after all, is a very frightening thought. Naruto had seen what women were like during those nine months... the thought of a fat, bitching Sasuke Uchiha was not a very appealing thought.

Not only was Naruto fearful of Sasuke, though. He was also fearful for him. Had a man ever in the history of ever been pregnant before? What would this do to Sasuke? Physically? Emotionally? And how would the baby turn out once it was born, if it even survived?

And on top of everything else, it was so mind blowing. Naruto Uzumaki? A father? He could almost picture it, a little baby that looked somewhat like him, somewhat like Sasuke, and the life the three of them would have together. The thought scared Naruto about as much as it excited him.