Disclaimer: I am writing this because it has always bugged me about how everyone who sees CATS assumes Etcetera is in love with The Rum Tum Tugger.
Okay to lay lie to the commonly thought fact, I do NOT like Tugger! By golly gees he's my uncle! I only hang around him because he is the tom that my ideal tom is based after. It has nothing to do with me liking him. The fact that they would think that I liked him is sick. I know that some of you are thinking 'how can this be possible when she screams during his songs?' well to answer that it's all scripted! I never had a choice. Sure they give Victoria and Jemima a choice, but me NO! They just told me that this was what would happen. Its like I have no say in MY life. Where is dignity? No where I tell you no where!
A.N: I hope you all liked this because I am going to be writing more like this. Please stay posted for more. And to those of you who think I am an insane psycho, who threatens people, I have changed my ways. The only people dying will be those in my story. If any one has any complaints about this I blame Chimalmaht (I love you Chi!).