Author's Note: I have no idea why I was bored and I just watched scary movie 3. BOBBY'S SPEECH IN CAPES. Magneto's are in un-capes.

Ring ring ring

"Hello?"
"SEVEN DAY'S"
"What seven day's to what?"
"SEVEN DAY'S"
"What the hell is in seven day's?"
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
"The fuck! Who are you is this Jamie? I'll kill you all!"
"WOW BABY CALM DOWN! ELMO WILL BE THERE IN FIVE"
"Who the hell are you? Who's Elmo? Why are you doing this"
"LLAMAS, PENGUINS, AND BOOZE GALORE YAY!"
"The fuck pyro is this you I swear if it is I will kill you"
"WHAT BABY BUT WE'RE ENGAGED I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"

"What married? Who are you for god's…..Hello did you hang up? You bastard"
"SEVEN DAY'S"
"Are we really back at that? I mean honestly shut the fuck up!"
"BABY DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS?"
"What fucking classes I don't have anger management!"
"BABY I HAVE TO TELL YOU…I GOT A SEX CHANGE!"
"Why do I need to know? Why would you think I cared?"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY LEMONS I NEED TO MAKE GRAPE JUICE"
"How could you make grape juice out of lemons? What is wrong with you?"

"ADMIT YOU RAPED ME THAT NIGHT WITH THE HOOKERS!"
"What hookers? Why would I rape an idiot like you?"
"HOW WOULD I KNOW…RAPIST"
"I don't even know you!"
"LIES YOU RAPIST! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YA KNOW?"

"Who are you? What do you want from me? Why can't you go away? We're not married or engaged I don't have anger management and I never raped you with hookers so why? Why damn it will you not leave me alone"
"IDK YOU CALLED ME WERIDO"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"WOW DUDE YOU OK I MEAN YOUR SCREAMING?UH KITTY I THINK WE KILLED HIM! OH FUCK MYSTIQUE IS GONNA KILL US!"
"What ho could you kill him I mean it's a prank call can you kill somone like that?"
"HE'S TALKING GIBBERISH LISTEN"
"hehe llamas ha yes I'll marry you of course I'm still in school haha"
"well now's the best time to hang up and run away"
"GOTCHA YA"
Beep beep beep
"Hey you hung up bastard!"

ThE eNd

Okay like i said i have no idea why but please review and yes it is random and out of character,but it's funny random and out of character so review or Bobby will prank call YOU!