Hey guys, this is another attempt at a tmnt fic. I absolutely am the WORST about updating but I will try my best. Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my oc Urusula.

Ursula calmly stared at the ceiling, bored. She flopped her arm onto her blue bed and reached for the stereo remote and hit play. The loud blare of Brain Stew by Green Day made her want to be creative and paint something. Nothing came to mind. Just one total brain fart. Absent-mindedly she got up and viewed herself in the mirror. She looked simple. Her hair was dyed and straight, reaching to her mid-back. She had died it yellow towards the top and slowly got redder as it followed gravity. She was 5' 2" and had pale skin. Her eyes were round and blue, and she had a small upper lip but her bottom lip was visible.

Maybe she could go to the river. That'd be fun! Even though it was well past 10 pm she slipped into a tank top and a skirt. She left the empty apartment and walked down the street to the East River. Walking on the river's edge, the water reflecting the moonlight... It was beautiful. She saw a dead fish and poked it with her bare foot, and laughed slightly by how silly it looked. She decided to head back home. The eerily dark streets creeped her out a little. She walked down an ally, a short cut home, but was stopped. After that all she remembered was being hit with glowing ooze, it burned. It was like pouring battery acid on an infected wound. She remembered suddenly being hit with cold water, and green. Like.. Turtle green. The pain still burned in her legs, but it slowly subsided as she awoke. She awoke and attempted to stand, but she couldn't move her legs. She rubbed her eyes, unaware of her current state. She glanced around, she was in some sort of decked out abandoned subway station or something. How did she get here? She glanced towards her legs and almost screamed. From the waist down was a fish tail. Like a mermaid. How? How did she get like this? She began to panic silently. What if she was kidnapped? Oh god...

Ursula heard footsteps, she began to panic. Voices... Oh god! She was kidnapped! They walked into the room... They being- turtles! What even? Ursula stared in disbelief and they still didn't see that she was awake.

"Ahem," she cleared her throat. The nerves prickled across her spine. She really wished she had legs, like that would be awesome. All eyes met hers.

"Um, hello. I was wondering a few things. Why am I a mermaid, why am I here, and where exactly is here?"

A blue masked turtle spoke before the rest. "UH, hi. Um, I'm Leo and these are my brothers Mikey, Raph, and Donnie."

"That doesn't answer my questions, so let me repeat myself. Why am I a fucking mermaid, why am I here, and where exactly is here," Ursula snapped. Her blue eyes were filled with fear, despite her angry voice. She was an excellent voice actor.

There was a pause. Why wouldn't they talk? Her throat burned with pressure of holding back a sob, her eyes began to bleed the salty water of tears. She glared. The orange mask piped up with, "Well, at least she didn't scream."

Ursula was taken aback by this remark an frowned intensely. "As much as I want to, I'm not. As for calm goes, for a girl who doesn't have any legs and is in a sewer or something with giant talking turtles, I'm pretty calm."

"You were mutated by the Kraang, an alien species trying to take over Earth. You are currently in the lair. The only reason you're only half of a fish was because Mikey failed to get all the mutagen off before it was too late. Sorry," the red masked one sighed hastily.

"Well, it stopped me from being a complete fish, so for that I'm grateful."

Ursula sighed and began the Q & A.

So this is my new TMNT fanfic, it takes place in the 2012 universe because I havn't seen the 2k3 version in FOREVER. Enjoy. ~ Ozzy Out.