The Switch

Summary: Ok, it's a typical day in the ninja world of Naruto. Peace is evident, until suddenly a small glitch happens. Suddenly everyone's personality is switched, thanks to Jiraiya and Kakashi's 'prank'. Naruto suddenly becomes an emo shell of his once hyper self, Sasuke becomes HAPPY and LAUGHS for the first time EVER, Sakura is suddenly meek and shy, while Hinata is suddenly bold and daring! And what happens when the Hokage finds out the jutsu lasts for two WEEKS?

Kakashi and Jiraiya quietly snuck into Tsunade's office, going unnoticed by the surrounding people. Kakashi gave the perverted sage a sly smile.

"Think this will be enough as revenge for that picture?" Jiraiya asked, coking an eyebrow. This picture of course, was hand drawn by Sai as prank against the two. It was a highly detailed picture of the two doing things that should not ever happen between the two.

"Let's throw in an extra week." Kakashi reasoned. Then, of course, the picture was spread across the village of Kohan as soon as it was done. The consequences though, will scar the villagers forever, and you, of course, the reader.

Jiraiya and Kakashi of course knew that many more other than team 7 had to be involved, so this was how the plan started. Now, it was in action as the two made rapid hand signs, and if you blinked, you missed the whole jutsu itself.

"There. Now let's sit back and enjoy the show." Jiraiya exclaimed, looking and smiling at the unknowing nin below them.

~Hinata's POV~

I stared at the pale ground, a tinge of red on my cheeks. Why didn't my team tell me he'd be here before! My short purplish-black hair fell over my face, keeping my face hidden. They knew how I felt about him! Suddenly I felt a burst of confidence and turned to face Shino and Kiba.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?" I yelled at them, my cheeks now flushed from not only thinking about Naruto, but from anger.

The two boys seemed taken aback by my outburst and both unconsciously took a step back. Kiba raised his hands in the air as a sign of 'OK'.

"It's OK Hinata; we just thought you wouldn't car-"Kiba was cut off by my glare.

"IT'S OK? NO KIBA, IT IS NOT OK! YOU TWO IDIOTS DECIDE TO DRAG ME HERE WITH OUT TELLING ME? I LOVE THE GUY FOR GOD'S SAKE AND YOU INVITE HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME?" I ragged, snapping at him. Kiba and Shino's eyes widened.

"He's right behind me isn't he?" Hinata whispered; suddenly back to her old self. They nodded and Hinata turned around, then her eyes widened in shock.

"What the fuck happened to you Naruto?" Hinata asked, her voice trembling.

~Naruto's POV~

I stared at Hinata with glassy eyes. She loved me? Hn, that's stupid. And that's what I told her. Life suddenly seemed dull, and when he saw eyeliner he bought, and applied it heavily. He also took this opportunity to wear all black even though it was hot as hell today.

"Naruto?" Hinata asked loudly, her milky white eyes staring at him. Hn, she doesn't stutter, maybe I will grace her with my presence.

"Hn." I replied nonchalantly, not even looking at her. Lately I'd had a craving for tomatoes, and suddenly wanted a teddy bear to cuddle with. Hinata continued to stare at me. I waved a hand in front of her face.

"Would you stop acting like a dobe and get back to the others?" I questioned in a monotonous tone. The three just nodded their heads slowly. Hn, I guess everyone is stupid here.

Maybe I should visit that snake son of a bitch. Mentally shaking my head, I walked back towards Iruka's where my two teammates where 'chatting'. How stupid.

Rylee: Well, I know it's a short chapter, but it will have to do for now!

Hinata: Rylee-sama does not own Naruto!

Naruto: Me or the anime?

Rylee: Both! *slaps Naruto upside the head* Hinata owns you you, and whoever created Naruto owns Naruto!

Hinata: *blushes*

Naruto: Wait, what?

Rylee: Bye! R&R please! By the way, flames are adored! *winks and cues the credits*