Hi guys! I used to have a story called 50 Days of Madness up on FFN, but I took it down. And now I have this story up. I originally made it up to make my friend laugh, but it ended up becoming this. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, other than my own OCs, if any appear in this story.


Zombie Aliens


Yuri suddenly ran into Flynn's room, yelling, "FLYNNNYYYY! THEY'RE COMING! HIDE YOUR LAUNDRY!"

Flynn looked up from his book, puzzled. "What...?"

"THE ZOMBIES, FLYNNY-FOO! THE ZOMBIES! THEY ARE HERE TO TAKE OUR LAUNDRY!" Yuri yelled ominously.

Flynn blinked. "Why would zombies want our laundry? He suddenly freaked out and grabbed Yuri. "IS IT OUR MOMS?!" He yelled.

"No, they're aliens!" Yuri insisted.

"You said that they were zombies!" Flynn argued.

Lloyd randomly burst into the room, screaming, "THE ZOMBIE ALIENS ARE HERE, AND THEY TOOK ESTELLE!"

There was a moment of silence, then Yuri yelled, "YAYYYYYY!"

Flynn just stood there and dotted.

Lloyd suddenly put on serious face. "We must find a trash can. And hide from the zombie aliens." He decided.

And so the three of them went and found a trash can. And hid in it, because Lloyd insisted on it.

After a few minutes, Yuri asked, "Is it just me, or is it a little cramped?"

Lloyd replied, "Which is worse, death by zombie aliens or a cramp?"

Flynn sat there and thought, 'Why did I get into this mess...?'

The trash can began jerking around like someone was moving it around, prompting all three of them, including Flynn, to start screaming like little babies.

After what seemed like hours to the three of them, the trash can stopped moving.

A small pink blob thing commonly known as Kirby in his universe opened the lid and grinned at all of them. "Hiii~!" He exclaimed cheerily.

Lloyd looked at Kirby for a second, then screamed, "OH NO! ANOTHER ONE OF THE ALIEN ZOMBIES!"

"That's not a zombie..." Flynn trailed off.

"I guess he's technically an alien..."

Kirby turned behind him and asked someone behind him, "Is "alien" a species? 'Cause that's not what we are..." He turned back to Yuri, Flynn and Lloyd, and told them, "Our species is called-"

Sadly, this story must be interrupted for a moment because Kirby's species is top secret and can't be known. We will call him a puffball, and sorry for this interruption, the story will now resume.

Lloyd pointed at the sky and yelled, "CURSE YOU, AUTHOR! WE NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS."

Mwhahahaha... And Lloyd, what did I say about breaking the fourth wall?

Lloyd slumped sadly, because he got in trouble with the author.

Yuri pointed at Kirby and declared, "I DIDN'T EAT THE CHEESE CAKE!"

Flynn rolled his eyes.

Kirby saw this and gasped. "AHA! IT WAS FLYNN! AND NOW, I SHALL SACRIFICE FLYNN TO THE ZOMBIE ALIENS

A bunch of puffballs seemingly appeared out of nowhere and began to drag Flynn off somewhere.

Kirby turned back to Lloyd and Yuri and said, "Alright , me and my "zombie aliens" will go and abduct some other people." He turned away and yelled, "ALRIGHT, GO AND ATTACK THE REST OF THIS PLACE, BUT IGNORE THE TRASHCANS!" With that, he jumped down, letting the trash can lid close, and left.

Lloyd smiled. "Trash cans. They're always safe from zombie aliens."

Yuri nodded. "Yeah." He thought for a second and said hesitantly, "Should I be worried about Flynn? And go save him?"

Lloyd thought about it, than said, "Estelle's with him..."

Yuri immediately said, "Yeah, I'm not going and getting Flynn."


To Be Continued...


I apologize for the OOCness. But this is meant to be funny, and this entire story is a sandbox for my weird ideas.