Disclaimer: NOTHING BELONGS TO ME
It has been a years since the rainbow bridge incident and Thor has still kept in touch with Jane Foster through letters.
Finally he has convinced Heimdall to open up a passageway from Midgard to Asgard. To allow his 'girlfriend' safe passage.
He is very excited and all week been bragging to his family and his closest confidants the warriors three about his true love.
They ignore him obviously.
This is Thor this will no be the first nor the last girl he will bring to the palace.
But it is a tactic he uses. Nothing makes a girl more hot than to know her big strong prince charming took time out of his very busy schedule at the palace to wine and dine little old them.
Classic.
And of course the poor little human girl ate that shit all up
Pathetic.
Predictable
Humans such disgusting creatures. so simple, so easy to read, easy to manipulate, and even easier to kill.
But what the hell right.
If Thor wanted to go through all this trouble just to get to the basic pussy of a mortal it was his business.
This is the palace of the gods, woman came and left like mortals change clothes.
What the fuck did they care if their prince wanted to bring a human to the palace just to fuck her.
Pleaseeeeeee,most humans don`t even get to 90 years. Most gods sleep for longer periods of time, but whatever.
Thor himself was convinced (as always) that Jane would be the one.
He dressed in his finest robes and was on his way to collect her from the Bifrost.
He reached and waited patiently for Heimdall to open it up.
Heimdall saw him made a quick bow on opened it up.
This was normal after all, The prince doing his normal overachieving duties to wine and dine his one true love(of the century).
Absentmindedly as he was opening it up the gatekeeper wondered if this was his 788 or 789 this millennia Shit and those just the ones he's brought to the palace. Who knows how many girls he has wined and dined. Seducing them with promises of marriage, riches, fame, power, to stand at the side of the crown prince of Asgard for all eternity. Just to fuck them for a week and toss them away. Fat load of shit. It makes him laugh every time. As if any common hussy could ever hope marry into the royal family. Especially being wed to Odin's strongest son.
Madness
But thor has been very persistent about this one, and this is the first one from Midgard.
Rumor is she hasn't let him hit it yet. Funny, but understandable why Thor would still go after her.
As is the case with most men in power, pussy gets thrown at Thor's feet easily, he must find it fun to actually have to go in for the chase. It must be a quaint turn of pace.
Mortal women are funny. So weak and useless, yet they believe they have so much power.
Even the thought is laughable.
For Asgardians though. The thought of such a weak creature is a turn on, they get hot and bothered just thinking about how easy it would be to snap her neck,. snap her spine in half, crush her skull. The restraint it took not to do so supposedly makes completion indescribable.
But I digress.
Won't it be wonderful to see the progress though. Our overactive prince has killed a lover or two when he gets excited.
But hey, what's a woman more than a life insurance policy for pussy.
I`m sure if he breaks this one he`ll just find another one two days later, after he finishes brooding about his long lost true love of course.
Typical Thor.