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This is my first (smutty) fanfic, so please be gentle :) Any constructive criticism would be appreciated!

Warning: sexual content

Chapter 1: Our Obsession

''Another Hollow?'' Kon asked, watching how Ichigo prepared for yet another battle.

''Yeah, a big one this time," the orange-haired teen confirmed. His face had contorted to a serious expression, though Kon found Ichigo to be serious most of the time. Perhaps a battle-hardened expression was a more accurate description? "Do you know the schedule for school today?''

Kon nodded.

''All right. Don't do anything stupid, Kon,'' Ichigo warned. Kon couldn't detect any humor in his voice.

The stuffed bear rolled his eyes. So he'd used Ichigo's body to hit on a girl once or twice. It didn't mean that he would do so every time. ''Way to hold a grudge,'' the stuffed bear muttered under his breath.

''I'm serious, Kon. If you do stupid stuff like that again, I'll be forced to look for a replacement.'' Ichigo's threat didn't hold any truth, but he hoped that his bluff would make Kon act less like a fool for once. He had enough stress without the Mod Soul making life harder for him in school.

Kon was shocked. Ichigo wouldn't really do that…would he?

Rukia, Ishida, Chad, and Orihime appeared in Ichigo's room.

"Nee-san!" Kon cheered, jumping towards Rukia with roaring enthusiasm; as usual, she stopped him by catching his leaping form with the heel of her foot before forcing him back with hardly any effort.

''Ichigo, it's time to go,'' Rukia told her friend, completely ignoring the stuffed bear. Ichigo agreed, they were giving the Hollow more time than it deserved. Ichigo quickly did his trick with the Soul Candy, allowing Kon to occupy his human body.

Kon wished his friends luck and grabbed Ichigo's bag. It was time for school!

Kon always liked going to Karakura High School. The place was fun! Seeing all those cute teenage girls in short skirts was also a pretty big plus for a pervert like him. One of those cute girls walked past him. Kon immediately felt the urge to follow her, but the Mod Soul managed to control himself. He wasn't planning on pissing off Ichigo today. The Substitute Shinigami had sounded quite serious in his threats today. He would act normally at school – this time, at least – but he was going to masturbate like a madbear once he got home.

''Hmmm, Orihime-chan and Rukia-nee-san,'' he said with a creepy grin accompanying his blushing face, his heart-filled eyes staring aimlessly as drool dripped from his mouth. He made no secret of the objects of his lecherous fantasies. His perverted interest in Orihime was understandable. The orange-haired bombshell was every man's fantasy with her ditzy but well-intended disposition combined with her bountiful chest that drove all testosterone-filled students wild with desire.

Rukia was a different story. Though Nee-san lacked the oomph of Orihime-chan, her cute demeanor hidden behind her icy appearance left him captivated. Her big sapphire eyes certainly helped bewitch the plushy each time he saw her.

Kon knew the layout of the school like the back of his hand and easily found his classroom. He was greeted by several people – by Ichigo's name, naturally. He always greeted people with a simple hello, not remembering everyone's name. There was only so much information he could contain inside his stuffed head.

Misato Ochi – Ichigo's class's teacher – came in soon enough. Kon sighed in boredom; he liked school, but it was too bad that there were classes to attend. He'd much rather spent his time roaming the school halls with all those cute girls~!

Two hours passed by rather quickly, even if only because Kon had fallen asleep. Luckily for him, Ms. Ochi didn't seem to notice his dozed state; his orange head supported by his opened textbook whilst he snored peacefully

The sound of sirens woke the Mod Soul from his slumber.

''W-what?'' A big yawn escaped his lips as he rubbed the sleep from of his eyes. "What's going on?"

''It's a fire drill,'' Chizuru Honshō, whom he remembered to be an acquaintance of Ichigo, explained. ''We have one every month, remember?''

''Right! Yeah, I knew that,'' he lied through his teeth. What the hell was a fire drill? Did Ichigo forget to tell him? He decided to follow the helpful Chizuru as she prepared to leave the classroom. In times of doubt, it was best to stay in groups. Everyone stood in line, waiting for their teacher to make a move. Once she did, everyone else followed.

Kon made sure to keep an eye on Chizuru. Her figure wasn't bad, he thought, watching her frame from behind. She wasn't very busty, but she was lithe. In a small way, she reminded him of nee-san! To his surprise, she walked in a different direction than the rest of the class; opting to move right when the rest of their class went left. Kon, the curious person that he was, ran after her.

Chizuru made her way to a small vacant room and quickly got in. Kon tried to enter the room as well, but she had locked the door behind her in a trice.

''What are you up to?'' he wondered out loud. Kon tried to imagine what Chizuru was doing behind closed doors. A teenage girl sneaking away from the rest of her group, hiding behind locked doors. His creepy grin reappeared once his mind went to immoral places. He knew that Chizuru was quite the perverted girl from the stories Ichigo had told him, especially when it concerned Orihime-chan.

Sweet, bouncy Orihime-chan~!

Curiosity got the better of the pervert. He ran out of the school with haste in order to get to the window that would show him what Chizuru was currently doing all by herself. Kon – thanks to the strength of Ichigo's fit, powerful body – easily climbed up the pipe that was the closest to the window leading to the room that housed the girl. He took a deep breath and hoped that he would see something special. ''That would be even better than caramel, '' he murmured under his breath.

Kon took a look inside through the window, but it was too dark for him to see anything worthwhile. Maybe he could open the window? To his surprise, he actually succeeded. So much for a safe learning environment. ''This is my lucky day.'' Kon sneaked into the room, not making a sound.

"Ahn...~!'' He heard someone moan in the dark. Where was it coming from?

Kon tried to be as quiet as humanly possible, but unfortunately, his feet bumped against one of the desks. It didn't hurt, but it made enough of a sound to alert whoever was making those noises.

''Shit!'' He heard someone curse, and he registered some ruckus that suggested quick, hasty movements. ''Wh… who's there?''

He identified the voice this time. It was Chizuru.

It seemed that she had hit a light button in her gawky efforts to cover herself as all the lamps in the room suddenly lit up around the two, their faces revealed to each other.

''Kurosaki?'' she spat at him, surprised and slightly out of breath. ''What… huff… are you doing here?''

Kon quickly noticed two things about her: the first was that Chizuru had quite some sweat on her forehead. How did that happen? It wasn't that hot in the room. The second thing he noticed was her shirt. It was a lot more wrinkled than it had been in class, like it had been buttoned up in a rush.

''Didn't you hear me? What are you doing here?'' Chizuru asked again, a confused expression on her face. It was here that he noticed a third thing about the teen – her legs were trembling. Heat gathered around his face, creating a blush as realization struck him. Kon knew what Chizuru had been doing in the dark. It seemed he really had stumbled upon something interesting.

''I asked wh-''

''You were masturbating.'' Kon said it so casually, so impassively, that Chizuru almost thought she'd misheard him.

Chizuru's confused expression turned into an angered one, cheeks red with ire. ''I… I was not! How can you even say that?!'' His uncouth brazenness… This was exactly why she preferred women!

Kon shrugged his shoulders. ''It's no big deal. I masturbate all the time,'' he said matter-of-factly, pounding his own chest with a swagger.

Chizuru sweat dropped. ''That's not something you should say with pride…''

He surprised her when he suddenly pointed his finger in her direction overzealously. ''I know a masturbator when I see one!''

Silence filled the air. A lonely piece of paper the only thing moving in the still room. The tension was palpable.

''Anyways,'' she began, breaking the awkward silence, ''why do you even masturbate? Don't you have MY Hime to pleasure you?'' she asked with noticeable spite.

''Your Hi…? Oh!'' Kon got it; she thought he was Ichigo. Wait, she thought Ichigo and Orihime-chan were dating?

''I know it's hard to explain, but,'' – Kon rubbed the back of his head, embarrassed – ''she's not really mine, per se. ''

Chizuru snorted. ''Yeah right. I see how she looks at you. Hime would walk to the end of the world for you.'' If she'd tried to hide her jealousy, she failed miserably. It wasn't fair. Ichigo could have Hime whenever and wherever he wanted, while she had to touch herself thinking about the ditzy buxom teen in abandoned classrooms like this one.

''No, trust me, I can't get Orihime-chan either.'' Kon had lost count of the many times he'd tried to deceive the busty teen into thinking that he was Ichigo, but he hadn't succeeded even once. His biggest success was being pressed into her supple bosom as a stuffed bear. It wasn't something to be proud of. He sighed dejectedly.

Chizuru was confused. Wasn't this Ichigo Kurosaki? The boy that had enticed her sweet Hime? Yet, she didn't get the impression that the sulking teen in front of her was lying.

''So, what were you thinking about when you masturbated?'' Kon asked once more.

''My Him-'' Her eyes widened in shock and she barely managed to stop herself from embarrassing herself further. She had almost confessed to her dirty deed! ''Nothing! I was NOT masturbating!'' Stupid, stupid Chizuru, she mentally scolded herself.

''It's okay. I do it all the time,'' the male pervert admitted, guilt free.

''Yeah, you already told me that.'' Chizuru sighed. Why were they even having this conversation? And what was up with Ichigo today?! He was usually so stoic, yet he acted like one of the most exuberant people she'd ever met.

''Mostly about Orihime-chan and Rukia-nee-san while they sandwich me between their breasts.'' He blushed, picturing the scene in his head. His hard, awakened member prodded against his pants as the two naked women appeared in his mind.

''Really? At the same time?'' Chizuru asked. ''That's definitely…interesting. Do they make out while doing it?''

Kon nodded. ''Duh.''

''Is it always the both of them?''

''Yeah, I mostly think about them both at once, but sometimes I fantasize about having sex with only one of them.''

''Which one?'' She was honestly curious.

''Orihime-chan,'' Kon admitted. Though Nee-san had captured his heart, Kon couldn't help it whenever his thoughts would end up focusing on the buxom teen bombshell whenever he was in Ichigo's body.

Chizuru wondered if she could learn a few new scenes to picture at night from the boy in front of her. She seriously doubted if Ichigo's fantasies could be more messed up than hers though. She labeled herself the greatest pervert ever after the night she'd dreamed about pleasuring Orihime with a penis that could appear at her own will. Tatsuki came to save Hime even in Chizuru's dream, but her fantasy eventually ended up in a wonderful threesome between herself, Orihime, and Tatsuki. She drooled on the floor as she remembered her dream vividly, her cheeks bright red.

Kon looked at her funnily. The female pervert quickly wiped the emerging saliva off her face.

''Anyways,'' Chizuru quickly began, changing the subject, ''what do you do with my Hime in your fantasy?''

''Well, first close your eyes.'' Chizuru did what was asked, and Kon closed his eyes as well, allowing him to describe the scene better.

''I have the same fantasy most of the time. We always start in a bedroom, candles lit up as far as the eyes can see. Orihime-chan is sitting on the bed, a closed robe the only thing hiding her wonderful curves from view.'' He opened his squinted eyes briefly to see the female pervert listening intently, eyes closed in her attempt to picture the scene vividly.

''What then?''

''Then, I walk into the room. Orihime-chan spots me and smiles. She always moves her head to the left in a swift motion, her long orange hair flowing along with her. 'What are you doing here?' I ask. Orihime-chan gets up and removes her robe very, very slowly. The fabric slides down her shoulders as her generous cleavage expands until her gown can no longer contain her marvelous knockers. They slip out with a generous bounce, her peachy nipples stiff with arousal."

Chizuru licked her lips, picturing Hime's exposed large breasts clearly in her mind. Large, round and heavy~!

''Orihime-chan throws her robe away, her shaved swollen pussy in full view as her curvaceous body walks up to me, her curvy hips shaking from left to right. She caresses my cheek and kisses my lips. She inserts her tongue and it clashes against mine, our spit mixing together as we explore each other's mouth. Then, she always says the exact same thing.''

Chizuru was now fully picturing the scene, her eyes shut tightly whilst her body started to heat up. ''What does she say?''

Kon smiled and whispered, ''I want you. Please fuck me."

Chizuru imagined the scene fully and warmth started to gather around her lower region, making her moist. She opened up a button of her uniform, hoping to fight the heat by doing so. Was it just her, or had the room grown hotter?

''She throws me down on the floor, settles between my spread legs, and unzips my pants. She winks at me and pulls down my underwear before she grabs my dick out through the opened zipper. 'My, what a big cock,' she says, stroking it and squeezing one of her nipples with her fingers.'' Kon went into full detail on how Orihime would stroke him until he would climax.

''You came so much!'' Kon said in a girly voice, trying to imitate Orihime. His manhood was tenting in his pants, his own fantasy turning him on. Chizuru began to cross her legs, trying not to touch herself as she imagined her Hime naked and covered in thick cum, white cream dripping down her glorious supple chest…

''Orihime-chan cleans off some of the seeds on her breasts with her index finger, sultrily sliding it between her lips. She smiles at me, noting how my dick is covered in cum. 'Don't worry, I'll clean you up,' she says, licking her soft lips at the prospect.''

Screw it! Chizuru decided. Ichigo wasn't paying attention to her, too deep in his own fantasy. She opened her shirt further; her small, perky breasts appearing in view; she'd taken off her bra during her previous masturbation session and hadn't the time to clasp it back on when Ichigo barged into the room. She rolled the tip of her index finger around her areola, slowly making her nipples go stiff. She let out a small cry as she pinched her hardening peak.

''Oh, yeah,'' Chizuru muttered as she bit her lip, her cherry begging for attention. She could feel the watery substance escaping from her snatch, her labia engorging, but Chizuru wanted to slowly build up her pressure.

''Orihime-chan turns her body around, her tits swelling against my abdomen, and throws her legs over my head. I can feel her erect nipples poke against me while she spreads her folds with two fingers, her drenched snatch spilling arousal over my head. 'Clean me up too, all right,' she orders before she snatches my manhood with her free hand, angling it in line with her mouth before it disappears between her lips. I stick my tongue inside of her, thrusting in and out of her damp pussy, her insides so warm that my tongue feels like it could melt at any moment.''

''G-go on!'' Chizuru's loud scream of pleasure put Kon out of his fantasy, and he opened his eyes. He could not contain his surprise as the scene in front of him greeted him.

''What the hell!'' Kon watched in shock as he looked at the teen in front of him, fondling her breasts right in the open. Chizuru opened her eyes and looked at her fellow pervert through her red framed glasses. If she was embarrassed to get caught masturbating, she didn't show.

''Shut up and continue with your story.'' How the hell was he supposed to do that when a real girl was touching herself right in front of him?! ''Look, just think of this as your lucky day since you can see me masturbate, all right? Now, if you want this lucky day to continue, you'd better continue."

Kon's blushing face nodded. He didn't close his eyes whilst he went further with the story though – he wasn't an idiot. He took a deep breath before continuing with his fantasy. ''I… I work on Orihime-chan's vulva, my thumbs spreading her wet folds apart while I move my tongue inside of her. Orihime is busy sucking my dick, her swollen breasts resting on my stomach. Her hands fondle my balls while her head rolls up and down my shaft, her tongue coiling around my dick.''

''Yeah, Hime is sucking you dry.'' Chizuru couldn't take it anymore. Kon watched as one of the girl's hands disappeared under her skirt and panty. She spread her slit, entering a finger inside of her snatch while her other hand continued cupping her breasts.

Oh, to hell with it! If she was allowed to masturbate during his story, then he could too! Kon lowered his pants and underwear, sighing wistfully as his cock was finally released from its tight constrains, and grabbed his stiff rod. He began stroking it while he watched the masturbating lesbian, a perverted grin on his face.

''Don't leave me in suspense, asshole! What happens next?''

''Oh, right! Uhm…Orihime-chan moans against my cock with pleasure as my rod throbs inside her mouth, my tongue overwhelming her while we both cum. I throw my hips up, shooting everything down her throat while she squirts her juices over my face, Orihime-chan slurping everything out of me while I lick her dry.'' He moaned as his body stroked his cock faster and faster on its own, sheer pleasure being the only thing on his mind.

''Hmmm! Hime squirted all over you, didn't she? She's such a dirty girl.'' Chizuru's hips were riding her fingers, her glasses rolling up and down her nose as her head lolled backwards with every push into herself.

''Orihime-chan's legs disappear from my view, returning to their original position. She sits on my shaft, her slick vaginal lips grinding against my staff, forward and backwards, her wet pussy scattering her fluids all over my dick. I grab her full round breasts with my hands and marvel as my fingers sink into her malleable skin. With my palms I rub against her stiff nipples while I fondle her amazing tits."

Kon bit his lip as he felt his cum slowly creeping up through his twitching penis, a sign of his climax coming closer.

''Then, after teasing me for a while,'' – Kon failed to contain a moan midsentence – ''Orihime-chan would finally push my throbbing manhood inside of her slick hole, and she screams as I shove myself hard against her womb in a single thrust. She starts to ride me, holding my cock up like a vase. I grab her curvy hips, her hands resting on my pecs as she dominates me. Perspiration drips down her body, making her glisten. Her moans become louder and louder while some of her sweat falls off the peaks of her breasts, landing on my body as her melons keep bouncing as she moves up and down my cock."

''Yes! Yes! More, tell me more!'' Chizuru was lying down on the ground now. Her hips bobbed rapidly, her fingers going in and out of her drenched entrance. Kon couldn't take it anymore. He removed the distance between himself and Chizuru, grabbed her bewildered face by the cheeks, and rammed his cock to the back of her throat. The lesbian let out a moan in surprise. Chizuru tried to order him to get off her, but her words came out as gibberish as Kon's rigid manhood filled her entire mouth. Her hands came up to his pelvis to push him away, but Kon easily stood his ground.

"Sorry, Chizuru, but this is just too much!'' Gurgling sounds could be heard in the classroom, Kon's manhood going through the female pervert's lips time and time again. Kon moaned the entire time, the insides of Chizuru's mouth so wet and warm that he could fuck it all day. So, this was how the mouth of a woman felt… What a glorious sensation~! The Mod Soul continued to describe his fantasy.

''While Orihime-chan is riding me, I start to motorboat her. I grab her breasts, push my face between those giant tits, and rock myself against her swollen fun bags, wallowing as they jiggle against my cheeks and nose with even the tiniest shake of my head. And all the while I thrust my cock harder and harder between her slick walls."

Chizuru whimpered as Kon's balls slammed against her chin, his thrusts going so hard that her glasses had fallen off her face. Chizuru wondered what had come over Ichigo, she'd never seen him act like this before! Her mind went back to Orihime. She began to imagine the voluptuous teen doing this to her with a strap-on dildo attached to her hips. Once that thought entered her mind, she started to enjoy how Kon forced his long dick down her throat. She stopped one of her shaking breasts with her hand, squeezing it with force. Her pussy was now being filled by two of her fingers, her thumb coiling over het throbbing clit while Kon fucked her mouth. Oh, how she liked to be taken this forcefully~!

Both were about to cum. Kon decided to wrap up his story. ''Both Orihime and I scream as we feel our climax rising. Orihime-chan tightens around my dick and presses my head against her chest as I spear my cock inside of her as deep as I can. 'Come inside! Shoot everything you have inside of me!' she screams, and then I…! I...!''

The male pervert released a cry and withdrew his member from Chizuru's mouth, grabbing his cock by the base, giving it a single squeeze before he erupted over the teen's face. If Chizuru cared that she was getting doused in his seeds, she didn't show. She screamed as her own climax arrived, her soaked canal tightening around her nimble fingers.

''Hime~! Hime~! Aaaaaah~!'' Her body exploded as she squirted on the floor, her clit throbbing as she imagined her dear Hime gushing all over her face. Both perverts lay down on the floor, exhausted. Chizuru was the first to recover from their vice activities. She wanted more; Hime had to give her more!

Chizuru stood up, legs still shaking, and walked to one of the school tables, pushing her upper body over one of the desks. She lowered her skirt and panties before she widened her legs, drips of cum rolling over her thighs. ''Hime, put your dildo inside of me!''

Kon was confused. Was he Hime in this situation? He looked around the room in suspicion, but there was no one else there. Though a bit weary, he walked up to the girl and snatched her hips. He licked his dry lips whilst his eyes were glued to her exposed ass cheeks and dripping snatch underneath. The first vagina he'd ever seen, he had to resists the urge to kneel down to inspect the slit more thoroughly.

''Do it, Hime!''

Kon smiled. He knew that Chizuru was gay, and he knew what gay people liked. Though he was curious about her leaking snatch, he positioned his member in front of the girl's tighter hole, smearing his cum on the teen's anus before pressing himself against her narrow sphincter. There was noticeable resistance, but with enough probing, he soon found himself sliding inside Chizuru's rectum. "Fuck… so tight~!" Those lesbians had the right idea to fuck each other in the ass!

''Ooooow!" Chizuru screamed in pain. "Hime, what are you doing? That's the wrong hole!'' Chizuru grinded her teeth together, pain overwhelming her as Kon slowly but surely nestled the entirety of his cock inside her bowels. She was no stranger to anal experimentation, having slid a finger back there once or twice before, but her finger paled in comparison to the thick, long muscle now anchored between her butt cheeks.

''Isn't this what gay people like?'' Kon asked her, somewhat confused but too overwhelmed in euphoria to truly give any of his actions a second thought.

''No, my sweet, naïve Hime. That's for gay men, but you can keep doing this, Hime~! Anything for you~!'' Kon didn't really understand what was going on, but he didn't care anymore either, he was just happy to finally be inside of a woman after lusting after them for so long! He began to move, withdrawing his hips till only the tip of his cock remained hidden inside of her rear end before he hastily speared forward again when he began to fear he could never experience her tightness again. Chizuru yelped as he bottomed out, her tits jumping up before they came back down. It felt so great that he could already feel his seeds rising.

''Your ass is so tight.'' His hands moved around the teen's lower back as he roamed his fingers around her soft, gentle skin.

''I'm so glad you like it, Hime! You can fuck my ass whenever you want!''

Kon managed to fuck her hole faster and faster as it opened up more, allowing him to speed up his movements. Chizuru moaned in pleasure, her Hime being the one wrecking her rear end in her mind. She started to tense from the waist down.

''Yes! Fuck me, Hime! Fuck my ass! Break your dildo in my asshole!'' She sure was loud… Not that Kon minded – It was hot as hell to have a woman pleading you to keep fucking her! The Mod Soul didn't mind that Chizuru seemed to be under the impression that he was Orihime-chan either. It would have been hard to explain to Ichigo why Chizuru would think that the two had had sex together.

Chizuru's asshole finally widened itself far enough for Kon to move in and out rapidly without any noticeable difficulty. Chizuru touched her sensitive clit, her fingers rubbing around the base of the hard nub. Her fingers made a circular motion on top of her clit, alternating hands when one got tired. She felt a tingling sensation ascending from her legs while her heart started to beat faster and faster. Sweat dripped down her forehead from her rabid efforts. She felt the pervert's testicles bump against her hand each time he thrust forward.

Kon experienced his own bliss as his climax came closer. He bended over, not being able to stand straight anymore as the wonderful sensations surrounding his cock started to overwhelm him. Chizuru noted how his head came closer to hers and wrapped her arm around his neck, guiding him to her lips. ''Kiss me, Hime~!'' Their lips crashed against each other, their tongues sparring for domination.

Kon closed his eyes, pleasure overwhelming him as he moved faster and faster inside of the teen. His hands came up till they found her dangling breasts. Curiously, he cupped them. With his large hands, he easily filled his palms with the entirety of her firm tits. Though they lacked the size of someone like Orihime, the texture of her perky chest excited him greatly. He imagined Nee-san's to feel about the same. "Ugh…!" Thinking about Rukia-nee-san at a time like this… Kon couldn't help it when he upped the velocity of his hips at the thought of his crush.

Chizuru screamed in his mouth as Kon picked up his pace. She detached her lips from his. ''Hime! You're going so fast! If you continue doing this I'll…! I'll…!'' Pure ecstasy entered her body, her muscles spasm as her heart rate reached its peak. She screamed loudly as she came, squirting over the legs of the man behind her. ''Himeee!''

Kon moaned as her juices drenched his thighs. Chizuru's ass tightened like never before, his manhood feeling like it was being squashed inside of her. The feeling was too much for him! He couldn't contain himself any longer! Chizuru whimpered when she suddenly felt unstuffed as Kon withdrew his member from her ass, sighing relievedly when she felt him shoot his load over her exposed lower back and uniform.

Both let out a happy sigh.

''That was sweeter than caramel,'' Kon reflected. He turned his head to his fellow pervert. ''Was is great for you t-''

Kon fell over once he saw that Chizuru had fallen asleep after having her orgasm. Her body resting on the table while she snored. ''Hime,'' she muttered in her sleep. Geez, she really is obsessed, Kon thought, sweat dropping.

He took his first look at the clock since he got in the room and was shocked to discover that classes were already over for the day. ''Shit!'' Kon got back on his feet and jumped out of the window, sliding down from the same pipe he'd used to climb up.

''Crap! Crap!'' Ichigo was going to be pissed! He hoped that Ichigo was still fighting, feeling guilty once he did since it would mean that the Hollow that his friends were facing was tougher than expected.

Kon sprinted into his home and ran up the stairs, his heart almost bursting out of his chest from exertion. He jumped into Ichigo's room, landing with a heavy thud from the impact once his feet touched the ground again.

He looked around, his head moving from left to right and vice versa. Ichigo wasn't here yet.

''Ha…Haha…Hahaha!'' He'd gotten away with it! It truly was his lucky day. ''Woohoo!''

''What's gotten into you?'' Ichigo asked as he jumped into his room through the window.

Kon couldn't believe his luck. He'd arrived roughly one minute before Ichigo did.

''Just happy that you beat your Hollow, Ichigo.''

"Right..." Ichigo looked at his Mod Soul with suspicion. ''What did you do, Kon?''

''Noth… nothing!'' he swore.

Ichigo decided to let it drop. Whatever it was, it could probably wait till tomorrow. He was too tired to care right now.

''Okay…'' Ichigo got back into his human body, forcing Kon back into the body of an animal plush, and prepared to take a quick nap.

''You should probably shower,'' the stuffed bear advised, remembering the things that Ichigo's body had done today.

The Substitute Shinigami opened one of his eyes. ''Why?''

Kon tried to find a good excuse, but the plushy found none. ''Uhm…no reason.''

Ichigo didn't listen and closed his eyes again, quickly falling asleep. Kon decided to sleep as well. Chizuru had really tired him out. In fact, he was so tired that he didn't even have the mental power to imagine himself with a girl for the night. He closed his eyes and prepared for a big rest. Bears needed their winter sleep.

From that day forward, a third woman was added to his fantasies. Orihime-chan and Nee-san were still the objects of his obsession, but… Chizuru was definitely on the list from now on.

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