Aros: Haha, I'm having way too much fun with this! Look you're in there and you're in there and all the Yu boys are in there besides Yuya!

Yugo: Why must you be so cruel to us?

Yuri/Yuto: Because she's morbid and wants to see us squirm.

Yugo: If she's that morbid then why doesn't she write porn?

Aros: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT! AUG! YOU ANIME BOYS DON'T LISTEN GOD! I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL READ OR WRITE PORN!

Yugo: Y

Aros: I'm 12!

Xox

"Did you hear any of that eggplant?" Yuri asked stirring his melted ice cream. Yuto looked up at Yuri. "What?" He asked. Yuri rolled his eyes and stared at him. "If I only knew you would be this annoying when I met you then I wouldn't have dated you."

"So I've been told. You're not the first." Yuto said blushing. "Someone else actually liked you? Before me?" Yuri asked in his normal taunting manner. "I'm shocked." Yuto turned his head away blushing . "Oh mister tall dark and emo has feelings... or is that what I heard break?" Yuto rolled his eyes. "You're so rude." Yuri nodded, "I pride myself in that. But seriously, tell me who the other person is I'm dying to know." Yuto looked at the sky and at his "boyfriend", he guessed, it was hard to identity what to call Yuri, they'd been dating for not that long but he was as pushy and overprotective as Yugo.

If there was a flaw that everyone had it was that in all of the break-ups that he'd ever had, he never got over his one with

"I'm the best, and that's why you love me!" Yugo said, his childlike attributes immensely noticeable. Yuto almost smirked. 'He's adorable', he thought. But at the same time he and Yuri had just began dating…He was kinda oblivious, Yugo would always kinda weaseled his way around the subject of other boyfriends and he would leave sooner than he said he would and would be late so when they broke up he kinda didn't really realize it till then.

But even when they "broke-up", it was never really a breakup, they went out still and heck Yugo kissed him on their last date. But Yuri…he was about the same. Mischievous and when Yugo and Yuto were first dating he called him "Yuri".

It's question time…

"It's fine, whatever, I guess you can't all be winners like me." Yuri said. "Yeah, sure Yuri," Yuto rolled his eyes. "Hah, it's funny sometimes you even act like Yug- never mind." Yuri's face went the slightest shade of red. "What was that?" Yuto asked. "That was what I said earlier when I was so rudely ignored!" He huffed back at Yuto.

"Hey Yuri, sorry I'm late the traffic was terrible and holy shish-" Yugo screamed and dropped his phone. "Unbelievable" Yuri said, shaking his head. "I specifically told you not today." Yugo threw his hands up in the air, "I was never told this you- Oh hey Yuto- wait Yuto? I thought you and I were- Yuri you and I were! You cheated!"

"No I did not I specially told you. And you two cheated not me." Yuto shook his head "I am not in this argument… but you two are cheaters."

After 20 minutes of bickering they had finally worked something out!

"Well one things for sure-" Yugo said. "That I was never in this and you two are cheaters? Yes we agreed on that 30 minutes ago!" Yuto said. "That this was a giant love triangle?" Yuri asked. Yugo scrunched uphill face. "No! Yes but no. "

"Then what?" The two asked.

"I'm a third wheel!" Yugo screamed.

"Oh my god!"

A /N: So there's a little something new for you I tried to keep their personalities in check. I don't know I mean I am an all time collision-shipper and my sis' OTP is pawn-shipping so I made this!