turnabout butt: prologue
It was dark and stormy outside, clouds covering up the vibrant glowing moon and raining. On top of the district court was two men. One of them was a holly jolly fellow with a white beard and a candy cane sword, and the other was a man with an orange jacket and spiky hair.
"I FOUND YOU, FAKER!" shouted the man with the candy cane.
"Faker? I think you're the fake santa around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my-"
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
"You wont even get the chance!"
Santa stabbed the other man with the candy cane sword. HE WAS KILLED!
"I gotta hide this body... WHo do I blame it on?" He looked down and saw a poster of the Blue Badger on a tree. "Him! He's also on the naughty list!"