Title: Harima Had a Little Pig...
Date Written: 10/17/05
Rating: K+
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Harima, Napoleon
Warnings: Interspecies relationship? (kidding! kidding, kidding, kidding)
Spoilers: For who Napoleon is, and for Hario!
Disclaimer: Not mine, alas.
Notes: Harima + Napoleon LOVE
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Harima had a little pig,
little pig
little pig
Harima had a little pig
Who was...

"Damn, this is harder than it looks," Kenji Harima grumbled, making long scratch marks on the lined paper.

At his feet, Napoleon grunted in agreement.

"I give up." Tanned hands crumpled up the paper, tossing it over his shoulder. "I'm better at manga, anyway"
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The manga editor frowned as he read the latest piece from Hario Harima. "Um, Hario-san? This piece is coming along wonderfully, but I have just one question."

"Yes sir?" the greaser replied, adjusting his sunglasses.

"Why does the hero now have a pig as a sidekick?"
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