Exchange Program 3: Graduation
Note: Don't own. Now someone get those lawyers off my lawn!
Please read the other two Exchange Program stories before continuing.
Aaah, spring. The time when Tobi's fancy turns lightly to thoughts of love. Mainly, love of Deidara. He was just sitting down to try to think of new and interesting ways to get his beloved Sempai to notice him when his cell phone went of.
"Hello?" he said cheerily, hoping it was Deidara. Instead, he got this frantic cry for help.
"Help me please!" a voice begged. "I've been kidnapped! I'm from A. High School! And they got the diplomas too!" Then Tobi heard an enraged voice shout,
"What the hell are you doing? You- smash the goddamn phone! You- kick this bastard's brains out!" and with that, the line went dead.
"Get everyone together! We're going back to school!" he yelled, charging into the living room.
"Shut the hell up, Tobi," Hidan yelled. "We're watching TV!"
"But that school is in trouble again!"
"Call Konoha and Suna. I guess we're going back to school."
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"Welcome back," Student Y said politely, ushering in the usual ninja crowd. "I just don't know how you always know when there's trouble here."
"This time it was Tobi's cell phone that picked up the call," Itachi explained. Y smiled thinly.
"Well, this time it's a lot more serious than some simple food poisoning or power-crazed psychopaths with a grudge on the rampage," she said.
"What could be more serious than a power-crazed psychopath with a grudge on the rampage?" Shikamaru asked. Temari shushed him.
"Someone kidnapped our class valedictorian, Student 2400," Student Z replied. "Unfortunately, she also had the diplomas with her. Unless these criminals are apprehended, no one can graduate!"
"Can't you just make more diplomas?" Deidara asked. Student X shook his head.
"It's not that simple. In our district, the diplomas have to be approved by the superintendent, the principal, and each one of the graduating student's teachers. However, the superintendent issued a statement saying that he was not approving any more diplomas this year."
"Geh… another year of school! I may as well just taser myself," Student Y sighed.
"How outrageous!" Lee screamed. "Graduation is a time where youthful students will be youthful, and someone has stolen that youthfulness! I will not allow it!"
"Well, let's get to work then," Student Y smirked. "I remember I used to force 2400 to do my homework back in seventh grade. She always did it without complaining… I never forgot that, and now I'm going to repay her! Let's kick some ass!"
"Yeah!" everyone yelled as they moved out.
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
Holy shiznit is that a 3 in the title? I never thought it would make it this far… thank you to everyone who supported the first two Exchange Programs. I have some really interesting things planned for this one... hope you all enjoy:D
-GoesKaboom