Not another crossover
RtED and TP crossover. Two wanted spanish thieves from 15th century to jump in barrels with pickles, but when the got out from the barrel, they are in Montessor.Storie better than summary (it always is) Rated E for everyone (I think so).
Disclaimer, I don't own any Treasure Planet (TP) or Road to El Dorado (RtED) characters.
For all those who don't know RtED characters: Miguel and Tulio are 2 of the most wanted tieves in 15th century Spain. Tulio's a tall thin guy with black eyes, long black hair tied on a ponytail, he's also the brain of the team, his big passion is gold; Miguel is more sentimental, his passion is the adventure and exploring the unknown, he's a blonde, green-eyed guy (think he's cute) both are about 25 years old.
This is NOT a barrel.
Spain, 1519.
Miguel and Tulio were running away from the police and a bull, why? Well, moments like this are usual in their lives, but this time this is what happen (If you have seen the movie before, you can skeep the next paragraph):
It was a beautiful morning in all Spain, and the guys were doing one of his favourites activities: Playing dice (with fixed dice). they were playing with a sailor, and after get all his money, they planned to quit, but before they could the sailor stop then with a new bet: A map to "El Dorado, the city fo gold" vs. the money, but the game will be with the sailor's dice. Miguel convinced Tulio and they accepted the bet. Surprisingly, they won, but at the victory cheer, Tulio drop the fixed dice and the sailor discovered them. They blamed each other to distract the people, and then they pretended a sword fight, finnishing on a roof, and finnaly the said "laidies and gentelmen, we decided a tie" returned the swords and jumped back, landing on an alley. They congratulated each other for their "great act", but they feeled something was looking them.They turned back. It was a big bull, they were freezed, then Tulio reacted and said,
"Well... you...can pet it...while I...RUN".This make Miguel react, ran after partner,yelling,
"thanks for anything". They ran away for 10 miutes before the police find them (wanted men, what did you expect?).
Ok, so, they were running away from the police and a bull, and the chase ended the guys up on a roof, this time a higher one, the police was very close, the only way was jump, but a jump like this could kill them. Miguel found a solution: barrels with pickles (and water, of course) on the floor,
He said, "bet we can",
"Two pesetas that we don't" said Tulio,
"DONE!" finished Miguel, as they were falling.
Montressor, their time
"You loose" said Miguel, very proud, waiking up.Then he noticed 4 things: 1he wasn't in a barrel, 2that now was night, 3they were wet, and 4that Tulio was lying on his side unconcisious,
"Tulio, wake up! You can't die" he cried, he looked around, nobody.
"Help!" he yelled in desesperation, then a 15 years old boy came,
"What happened?!" he asked,
"Se lo cargó el payaso!"
"What?!!" asked the guy, not understanding the spanish
"I...I mean,...I'm afraid he's dead" said Miguel,
"well, lets take him to my mother's Inn" suggest the guy,
"Uh,...yeah... good idea, thank you, and...may I ask your name, boy?"
"Sure, Im James Hawkins"
"Hey, can I call you Jim?"
" I... think so" so, Miguel took Tulio on his back, and both, Miguel and Jim walked to the tavern.
"Jim!" yelled Mrs. Hawkins
"Mom, he's unconcisious, he need's help!" said Jim before being yelled, then Miguel put Tulio on the floor for a moment, Tulio started to sleep talking,
he said,
"It was the cyborg ... It was ...the ciborg... ciborg..." then he woked up in a scream. Around him was Jim, his mother Dr. Doppler, and Miguel, Dr. Doppler asked curiously
"hello there, what's your name?, and...wh... who is this...ciborg...do you mean?" asked Dr. Doppler curiously
"AHH! A TALKING DOG!" screamed Tulio, jumping back
"MAN-dog, if you please, sir!" corrected the doctor,
then Miguel said "Tulio, its ok!, I have no idea what is happeing or where are we, but they aren't gonna hurt us, they are friends".
"Ok, Miguel, can we talk on private?" asked Tulio, Miguel nodded, and both moved to the other side of the room,
"Miguel, did you have ever seen a man-dog before? 'cause I don't"
"I know Tulio, but...",
"But nothing, I think it's just a dream, we didn't land in the barrels and now we are unconcisious on the street"
A silence moment, Miguel broke it.
"Tulio, how do you feel?"
"Uh, let me think,...dizzy, tired, confused, and wet, but what..?
"why are you wet if we dodn't touch the water? And if it's a dream, why are you tired?"
Tulio couldn't answer, he know Miguel was right, Miguel broke the silence
"I'm going to ask somethings to those people, do you come with me?"
"Sure..I have some questions, too.
They joined the others, Tulio wanted to do lots of questions but, before he opened the mouth, the doctor asked
"So? Could you tell us who you are?"
"What? Oh, presentations, sure!." said a surprised Tulio. A dramatic silence, then:
"I am Miguel."
"And I am Tulio."
"And they call us Miguel and Tulio." said Miguel.
"Any last names?" asked Jim, with some sarcasm.
"Cervantes", "Saldovar" said Miguel and Tulio, respectively.
"Ok, so y...WHAT? are you Miguel de Cervantes?The writer with most influence on spanish literature?!"asked Dr. Doppler, excited
"Well, sure, I'm Miguel Cervantes, but I haven't write a book on my life, and I actually like more the music, sir" answered Miguel
"Yeah, I understand, sorry" said the doctor
"No problem sir."
"I mean, it's ilogical, if I were right, you should be borned on 1547"
"Yeah, I think it will be a little impossible, it is almost 30 years on the future, ha ha!" added Miguel
"Fu...Future?! wait, what year is it?" asked Mrs. Hawkis, properly.
"Why, it's 1519 a.C. ...isn't it?" said Tulio
"Wel...Not exacly that year.."said Jim