Disclamer: "All Star" belongs to Greg Camp and SmashMouth. All HP references...the goddess-like JKR
A/N: After about a YEAR's hiatus from the parody song scene....I have returned! Mwahahaha!...um..yeah. I try. Anywayers, this one goes out in dedication to a long-time chum Caitlin, and her cousin, who kinda sorta did the pre-concept to this whole thing waaay back 2 summers ago.
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You're a Wizard- To the tune of Smash Mouth's Allstar
Somebody once told me in Hogwarts they'd enroll me
And told me why my parents were dead
Always knew I was biazzare with that funny looking scar
In the shape of lightnin' on my forehead
Well, letters kept coming and they didn't stop coming
Uncle Vernon yelled and got the car running
Cousin Dudley cried and said "oh no
I'm missing my favorite T.V show"
What a surprise, oh what a shock
Hagrid came to the hut on the rock
I never knew until that day
I'd never if he didn't say
"Hey now you're a wizard get your robes on, go play
Quiddich, you're the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold"
It's a cool place and they say Gryfs are bolder
I don't know much now but wait 'til I get older
But the Slytherin kids beg to differ
Judging by the cash in their financial picture
They're not as great as they imply
My broom's all polished so I might as well fly
My world is changing how about yours
Think I'll really like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold
Somebody once asked could shake their hand at last
Took long to get myself away from that place
I said wow look at me now
I'm a famous boy all by myself
The whole pub clapping, I thought what a change
Well Hagrid starts tapping and he don't stop tapping
Till the wall fell away, my jaw hit the ground gasping
Didn't make sense, all this in London,
My pounding heart, made me feel all numb
So much to do so much to see
When you're down in Diagon Alley
I'll never know if I don't go
I'll never shine if I don't grow
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold
A/N: After about a YEAR's hiatus from the parody song scene....I have returned! Mwahahaha!...um..yeah. I try. Anywayers, this one goes out in dedication to a long-time chum Caitlin, and her cousin, who kinda sorta did the pre-concept to this whole thing waaay back 2 summers ago.
_______________________________________________________________________
You're a Wizard- To the tune of Smash Mouth's Allstar
Somebody once told me in Hogwarts they'd enroll me
And told me why my parents were dead
Always knew I was biazzare with that funny looking scar
In the shape of lightnin' on my forehead
Well, letters kept coming and they didn't stop coming
Uncle Vernon yelled and got the car running
Cousin Dudley cried and said "oh no
I'm missing my favorite T.V show"
What a surprise, oh what a shock
Hagrid came to the hut on the rock
I never knew until that day
I'd never if he didn't say
"Hey now you're a wizard get your robes on, go play
Quiddich, you're the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold"
It's a cool place and they say Gryfs are bolder
I don't know much now but wait 'til I get older
But the Slytherin kids beg to differ
Judging by the cash in their financial picture
They're not as great as they imply
My broom's all polished so I might as well fly
My world is changing how about yours
Think I'll really like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold
Somebody once asked could shake their hand at last
Took long to get myself away from that place
I said wow look at me now
I'm a famous boy all by myself
The whole pub clapping, I thought what a change
Well Hagrid starts tapping and he don't stop tapping
Till the wall fell away, my jaw hit the ground gasping
Didn't make sense, all this in London,
My pounding heart, made me feel all numb
So much to do so much to see
When you're down in Diagon Alley
I'll never know if I don't go
I'll never shine if I don't grow
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold
Hey now I'm a wizard got my robes on, to play
Quiddich, I'm the seeker, keep the game on all day
The snitch, it glitters it's gold
Only flying bludgers knock you cold