I was watching the Tango Maureen and I thought of Shigure and his editor so i mixed it up a little bit. The song starts at 'the printer won't delay'. So hit it guys!
[A house. MIT-CHAN is reexamining Shigure's manuscript for the umpteenth time.
[MITCHAN notices AYA approaching.
[MITCHAN
AYA?
[AYA
HEY!
[MITCHAN
I told him to come over to review his manuscript not send over his friend
[AYA
That's Shigure
But I can take it to him with your suggestions
[MITCHAN
I need HIM to come and see them...
[AYA
Well I guess it was a waste of my time to try and help. Good-bye[slowly and dramatically tries to leave
[MITCHAN
Wait!
He's three hours late
The printer won't delay
But me--
[AYA
There's another way
(takes out a tape recorder)
Say something -- anything
[MITCHAN (into the recorder)
Test -- one, two three --
[AYA
Anything but that
[MITCHAN(wacks the recorder out of his hand)
This is stupid
[AYA
It's dumb
[MITCHAN
Very stupid
[AYA
Ya maybe
[MITCHAN
I'm so mad
That I don't know what to do
Fighting with recorders
Waiting three whole hours
And to top it all off
I'm with you
[AYA
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking hard sake?
[MITCHAN
As a matter of fact --
[AYA
Honey, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Writer'
The Tango Writer
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As he keeps you dangling
[MITCHAN
You're wrong
[AYA
Your mind he is mangling
[MITCHAN
It's different with me
[AYA
And you toss and you turn
'Cause his cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
[MITCHAN
I think I know what you mean
[BOTH
The Tango Writer
[AYA
Has he ever planted a trick
And said 'Oppsie'
[MITCHAN
Never
[AYA
Have you ever doubted his words at all?
[MITCHAN
This is spooky
Did you wait right by the phone?
[AYA
Every time -- so be cautious
[JOANNE
Did he really trick you?
[AYA
More than once--
[MITCHAN
I'm getting nauseous
[They begin to dance, with AYA leading.
[AYA
Where'd you learn to tango?
[MITCHAN
With the American President's daughter in her room
in Washington. And you?
[AYA
With Mitsuki Tanaka. My high school's student body vice president on the class trip.
[They switch, and MITCHAN leads.
It's hard to do this backwards.
[MITCHAN
You should try it- stressed out!
(See's shigure tangoing with a girl)He lied
[AYA
He lied
[MITCHAN
Shigure lied
[AYA
Yes he lied
[MITCHAN
I'm defeated
I should give up right now
[AYA
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
[MITCHAN
I wouldn't fire him anyhow
[BOTH
When you're dancing his dance
You don't stand a chance
His grip of tormance
Makes you fall
[AYA
So you think, 'Might as well'
[MITCHAN
"Dance a tango to hell"
[BOTH
'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Writer
Gotta dance till your writer is through
You pretend to believe them
Cause in the end -- you can't fire them
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn blue
[AYA
Why do we love when he's mean?
[MITCHAN
And he can be so obscene
my writer
[BOTH
The Tango Writer!
Ya well i know it was kinda lame but in my defence it's 11:00 at night!
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