The Reapers Discover The Magic Of Friendship
In dark space at the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy the massive Reaper Harbinger flew closer towards the galaxy to continue the cycle of genocide of all sapient life that reached the space stage. But as Harbinger flew closer he noticed all his other fellow Reapers were lagging behind, whom were gathered around in a big ball.
"What are you doing?" said Harbinger speaking to them on radio.
"Shh, we're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic on the Extranet." Said one of the Reapers, who's voice sounded like Sovereign.
"You're what?! We've got more important things to do than watch that Human made trash."
"Shut up hater!"
"Yeah, shut up." said all the other Reapers systematically.
"Come on guys we gotta do the whole cycle of genocide thing."
"Would Pinkie Pie do that?"
"No!" said all the other Reapers systematically.
"Have you all gone insane?!"
"No, you're the one who's insane Harbinger!"
"Yeah! From now on no more genocide."
"OK... But what about those who don't like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, will we do genocide on them?"
"No Harbinger! We'll love and tolerate the haters."
"You've got to be kidding me?!"
"No, we're not kidding. For us Reapers have finally discovered the magic of friendship." said all the other Reapers systematically.
Harbinger self destructed in a big explosion.
The End