TwIsTeD PlOtS!!!!!!!!!

Summary- "have we entered a parallel universe or is that Sirius and Snape at seventeen, acting like best friends?!" "Dunno mate but I do know that I am over there watching Hermione flirt with Malfoy?!"

Disclaimer- don't own except my twisted parallel universe and of course… HEY! Give me back my pen! God dammit! Nikki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Arghhhhh!!!!!!! Like I said DO NOT OWN!

A/N-erm…never mind…

Tom- you idiot you forgot what you were going to say again didn't you!

Nikki13- my thoughts were elsewhere!

Snape- so erase the A/n!

Hermione- oh shut up snape like you could do any better

Sirius- agreed to disagree then?

Tom, Hermione & snape- …

Nikki13- agreed!!!!!!

Chapter 1

Battles and Alliances

A/n- I just remembered this chapter will have deathly hollow spoilers you've been warned!

The sun slipped lower in the sky, which was turning Indigo; and still the dragon flew, cities and towns gliding out of sight beneath them, its enormous shadow sliding over the earth like a great dark cloud. Every part of harry ached with the effort of holding on the dragons back.

"Harry! Look!" Hermione said pointing at the forest where a great battle seemed to be forming, suddenly the dragon lurched making Ron, Hermione, and harry fall into the treetops while the dragon continued to fly lower till he was at an ocean.

On the treetops they could see the battle clearly there seemed to be a lot of curses and hexes flying around but at the same time there was people fighting with swords attacking each other both sides mixed together.

One side seemed to be wearing robes over expensive looking suits while the other side wore tunic pants that were torn, and dirty. Their faces seemed to be tired and there seemed to be less.

They were all battling furiously when all of a sudden two people appeared at opposite sides the man a black messy haired adult said "stop." In a cold cruel voice that made harry, Hermione and Ron's spines tingle.

The people battling parted and there were two people standing between the other two, both were extremely dirty but it seemed that one was a redhead while the other had bushy brown hair.

"Harry stop this and come back to us!" the red head screamed at the adult. Harry above in the treetops froze blinking; he looked over at Ron and Hermione who looked as shocked as they were.

"Harry please! We need you!" the girl said.

"Need me… what about what I need? Emma, Rupert. You've been with me through it all but now I need support you've left me to join that double crossing bitch?" the adult harry said in a cold cruel voice.

"We haven't joined anyone! We just want to live peacefully but you two will never let that happen will you?!" one of the matted soldiers screeched. Above in the treetops Harry's eyes widened as he realized that person was no other than Sirius Black except he was. . . sixteen?

"Sirius is right! We can never live unless you stop this?" a person who harry realized was a younger looking snape said.

Up in the treetops

While a battle started to unfold again below them Hermione, Ron and harry sat together and started to whisper.

"But it's snape!"

"Yeah but he's younger and Sirius-"

"I know he's alive!"

"But we're down there too!"

"I'm evil?!"

"Of course not but"

"Eek!"

"WHOAH!"

"BLOODY HELL!"

And with that they had fallen on top of a very confused snape and Sirius who promptly knocked all three out cold.

Author- poor them

Snape- well they fell on us

Sirius- yeah what did they expect a parade?

Tom- next chapter they meet tom riddle, lily and James and Malfoy and realize they ain't in Kansas anymore! Please review!