Summary: I was watching bloopers of vocaloid cosplays and I started thinking, "I wonder how the cutscenes in professor Layton games would be made in a real life set." So I made this. XD Warning! All characters will NOT act like they do in the games. Um…I'm also going to be including bloopers from my stories on here too so…look out for those. XD
Chapter 1: The Curious Bloopers
First cutscene:
Take 1
Luke: (staring out the window) Oh! W-what?
Layton: Pffff!
Klaus: Cut.
Take 2
Layton: (hands Luke the letter)…What the heck?
Luke: (laughing) That's the script! XD
Klaus: Cut.
Second cutscene:
Take 1
Luke: (opens door)
Layton: Noooooo!
Luke: What?
Layton: I'm supposed to open the door first.
Luke: Ahhhh!
Klaus: Cut.
Take 2
Luke: (opens door) Ah! You didn't open the door first did you?
Layton: No. XD
Klaus: Cut.
Take 3
Both: (looking at tower)
Klaus: Ah. Sorry. I didn't saw action.
Luke: Ugh!
Take 4
Klaus: Now.
Both: (looking at tower)
Blaire: It's a take!
Klaus: I'm still recording.
Blaire: NUUUUU!
Klaus: Cut.
Third cutscene:
Take 1
Bridge guy: (grunting)
Layton: Need some help there? XD
Blaire: Hershel!
Layton: Hahahahahaha! I'd love to help but a gentleman is to never get wet even if the water is only a centimeter high. XD
Luke: Wow XD
Klaus: Cut.
Take 2
(Bridge goes down)
Luke: (Marches across bridge)
Layton: Pfff! (Walks back)
Luke: What?
Layton: You're marching across a bridge is so over dramatic. XD
Luke: Believe me, I know. XD
Klaus: Cut.
Take 3
Layton: (tips hat) Ah! I got ahead.
Luke: (laughing)
Fourth cutscene:
Take 1
Daliah: (walks in room) Oh, You must be Professor Layton, I presume.
Layton: Who else would I be?
Daliah: You didn't let me finish!
Take 2
(Boom)
Claudia: (runs off)
Daliah: Oh no! Claudia, darling. Come back sweetie!
Layton: Luke!
Luke: Huh? What?
Layton: Pfff! Your supposed to react!
Luke: I did!
Layton: Not that way! XD
Sixth cutscene:
Take 1
Bruno: Ahh!
Layton: Pfff!
Bruno: What?
Layton: Expression. XD
Bruno: Huh?
Layton: You were like. 0A0 XD
Bruno: Well, SORRY!
Luke: (laughing)
Take 2
Layton: (running) (falls) Awwwww. DX
Luke: Haha! Are you ok?
Layton: (laughing) Fine. XD
Seventh cutscene:
Take 1
Layton: (stares at wall) Hm…
Luke: (snickers)
Layton: What?
Luke: We're staring at a wall and we're not supposed to notice a hole in it till the tower key. It's funny. XD
Layton: (laughing) Too true.
Take 2
Flora: (stares at Layton and Luke) (snicker) Ahahahaha!
Layton: What?
Flora: I'm looking at you two and Luke goes "3"
Luke: Not! DX
Flora: Yes you did! XD
Layton: Well then! XD
Klaus: Cut.
Take 3
Layton: And who might you be?
Flora: Well, I'd rather not say.
Luke: We-
Layton: Why not! You are suspicious little girl! Or should I say, FLORA!
Flora: (laughing) What? What on earth are you talking about? I don't know any Flora. XD
Layton: (laughing) We seek access to the tower. Do you think you could help us, miss FLORA!
Luke: XD (laughing) This an interesting turn of events!
Take 4
Flora: Huh? (runs away)
Layton: Oh! Wait! (starts laughing)
Blaire: Hershel! Why are you laughing?
Layton: I was going to say something else. XD
Blaire: What?
Layton: "Come back, Flora!" XD
Blaire: Geez! Why are you so prone to spoilers?
Layton: I don't know.
Eighth cutscene:
Take 1
Blaire: Ah! Flies! Flies! Flies! Action!
Layton: (laughing)
Blaire: What?
Layton: It's like. "Ah! Flies! Flies! Flies! Action!" Silence. XD
Blaire: Ok. Sorry. XD
Take 2
(Ferris Wheel falls)
Layton: Get away, Luke! Run! (gets no response) Luke?
Luke: (At lake) Where is he?
Layton: Geez! He just left me here to die!
Blaire: Are you sure Hershel? Didn't you tell him to wait at the lake? XD
Layton: He was right behind me! DX
Take 3
(on treadmill to take the place of the ferris wheel run)
Luke: Ah! I think it's chasing after us!
Layton: That's preposterous!
Both: …um…
Blaire: Why didn't you guys turn?
Layton: How are we supposed to?
Blaire: You're supposed to make it look like it while Klaus works the green screen for the backround.
Layton: Oh.
Blaire: Cut.
Take 4
Layton: That's preposterous!
Both: (turn)
Blaire: Matrix turn! \(X3X)/
Layton: (walks away) fail. XD
Take 5
Both: Hm?
(ferris wheel appears)
Both: WAAAAAAAAAH!
Layton: (running)
Luke: (running around like crazy)
Blaire: Pfff! Ahahaha! Ok! I'm sorry!
Luke: 3 Look! I don't approve of my running either, ok?
Layton: (laughing)
Take 6
Layton: LUKE! (grabs luke and starts hanging)…Blaire…
Blaire: Ah! The pulley system got jammed! Sorry! Hold on.
Both: (hang for 5 minute…then) Oooof!
Blaire: I'm back! You guys ok?
Layton: Fine….ow…
Blaire: Ok, everyone! 2 hour break! XD
~Taking a break here so…yeah. Time for BONUS BLOOPERS! XD~
Take 1
Layton: I am playing a nutty professor, yay!
Blaire: BLAIRE CHOP!
Layton: Sorry…I just ate chocolate and I was up all night memorizing my script.
Take 2
(playing Mario Kart Wii)
Luke: (gets hit but a red shell) ah! Ah! AH! (shoves Flora)
Flora: Aaaaaah!
Layton: (pauses race)
Flora: What the heck? You are sick!
Remi: (takes flora's ponytail wig off and starts brushing it)
Flora: What is wrong with you?
Luke: You're a useless character!
Flora: The other character choices were taken. Gimme back my ponytail.
Remi: I can't brush it if it's on.
Take 3
Blaire: What's under your hat? I wanna know!
Layton: That is a spoiler! I shall never show you! Wait until the third game! :(
Luke: (steals hat)
Layton: W-Luke! (runs after Luke) (Ends up running into Klaus who is filming) Ah…:' (
Blaire: Thanks Hershel! XD
Take 4
(just after ferris wheel blooper)
Blaire: (Still laughing)
Layton: Laughter attack. XD
Luke: Why is she laughing? The take is us running for our lives from a runaway ferris wheel!
Blaire: (hands over mouth) LOL! It's the way you run! I can never get over it. It's too funny. XD
