Spongebob is waiting for his other band members to make it to the Nicktropolis Concert Hall (I always keep hearing that in stories due to the new online game on the Nickelodeon Website). Manny, Timmy, Jimmy, Aang, and Danny have finally made it to the concert hall as Spongebob is looking over the set for tonight's performance. "What took you guys so long it's twenty minutes to Curtain?!" said Spongebob.
"We're late because that stupid van broke down for the third time, When are we gonna get a bus or at least ride along with you?" asked an annoyed Jimmy. "And we're doing the Underwater Theme again?" said Timmy. "I thought it was going to be a Fiesta style backdrop." said Manny as he was getting his El Tigre suit on. "Or I was hoping it would be a Ghostly Castle Theme, you know, to show that we have a dark side." explained Danny. "And lastly, Why does that sign say "Spongebob" but not Nick-12?" asked Timmy.
"Oh, there it is." said Spongebob as he picks up a big Sticky Note that says "and Nick-12" written on it. "Hey can one of guys get me some glue, oh and some Diet Cola?" asked Spongebob somewhat thinking of his bandmates as butlers. "Man, Get it yourself!" said Manny as he left for the Dressing Room with the other members.
Spongebob:
I don't know dude.
I think everyone's all jealous and such cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude.
And I think everyone's got a stinkin' problem with me dude.
And they need to take it up with me after the show.
Because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I rock hard i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Spongebob:
So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Sponge Shady"
I'm the lead singer in Nick-12 baby They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Libby oh my stinkin' god is it him"
"I swear to Neptune dude you got the beat"
"Please Spongy please let me kiss your feet"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their shoes and their shirt and their pants on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Timmy tried to pull a wand on me Cause I told him Trixie Tang's my wife to be This rock star life, is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me be
Spongebob:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I rock haaarrd i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
My band, My band, My band, My band, My band!
El Tigre: Give me the mic man, give me the mic, Give me the (falls off stage) Ahh!! Sponge: Yeah!
Manny:
You just wanna see El Tigre backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, that wasn't your plan And no I'm Manny (El Oso: oh I thought you was Dan)
What the heck is wrong with that dressing room Cuz my bling is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks while getting whipped on my back
Jimmy and Timmy:
Look at little punk brat thinkin' he's the pick Yeah I know man find himself takin all the flicks Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue (Sponge: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck and our mics are messed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Sponge (Sponge: You got somethin to say?)
Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be a crew man, I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man
Spongebob:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cuz once I rock haaarrd, i'll be the man.
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Aang:
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the Nicktoons park I'm gonna let the world know that Aang is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts Spongebob: Hey Yo its...(Mic cuts out)
Ready to snap on a stupid fan Every time i hear (Crazy Avatar Fan: Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band dork we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code (Sponge: Aang carry my bags)
Sponge carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Dash:Who the heck are you? Where's Pat and Gary?!)
Danny Fenton:
Dang it I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Jimmy Neutron slipped thru the cracks Lose Yourpants video I was in the back Supersponge video I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions Nuts to Sponge, ask us the questions Like who's Nick-12, how we get started (Valerie: What about Sponge?)
Girl who just farted?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big fat chickas think I'm cute Squiddy told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up Nuts to Nick-12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Sam
Spongebob:
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me and it just tears my soul apart to know that you don't know my band.
Danny: Man, Nuts to this (Hits Spongebob with a Ghost Ray)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Heck with Spongebob)
Cuz once I rock haaarrd i'll be the man... (Yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
Sponge & Danny: My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band Danny: Sam, My Jam, Lets Dance!!!!!
Danny:
The hardest working boy band in the world. Nick-12!
Spongebob dressed as a salsa singer:
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to kiss like their from France And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa.
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls want to dance And kiss like their from France My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And kiss like France, my salsa
Spongebob noticing he's the only one left in the concert hall: Where'd everybody go?
Okay everybody that is my first actual song story (probably my last because that was the only idea I had). So now that you have read it, Review!! (No Flames allowed, Ideas welcomed though).