Hi everyone! So this is my new story! It's kinda AU. About how I wished the whole Lissa Sam Situation went. Warning: Tons and tons of Lissa/Sam bashing! Whole lotta FAXNESS too! Enjoy! R and R!


Who the hell is that

Who the frick is she

Who does she think she is

Talking to Fang so easily

Max, you need to calm down

I almost screamed at myself

Talking to myself without the voice

Wow, I need some help

Okay maybe this girl isn't so bad

I mean all she's doing is talking to Fang

That's not so horribly terribly wrong

My stomach was assaulted with guilty pangs

She probably just wants to show him around

Nothing less nothing more

That's obviously the reason

Of that I'm entirely sure

I don't know why I care

It's none of my business

Why should I be jealous

I'm overreacting to this