A/N: I don't own WWE- Vince McMahon does.
I don't own the song "Before He Cheats"- Carrie Underwood does
I do own my OC Lexii
Lexii P.O.V
Boy, am I pissed off. My boyfriend of two and a half years cheated on me, with my best friend no less. Who is my boyfriend? Well, he is none other than the famous Mexican aristocrat; Alberto Del Rio. And my best friend was AJ Lee. I gave him my all, I loved him. But apparently it wasn't enough for him. I am going to get my revenge. Wait, I already have. I found his most expensive car, and with Ricardo's help, I trashed the hell out of it. I will reveal my masterpiece and embarrass him on Miz TV tonight. He will learn not to mess with Alexandria Rodriguez.
Ricardo P.O.V
How could my hombre do that to my baby sister? She gave him everything in her… he will get what's coming to him tonight.
On Miz TV
Lexii P.O.V
It's time to put my plan into action. My brotheris outside with the trashed car, ready to come in, that little boy will pay. Alberto and I walk down the ramp hand in hand. We wave to and high five the audience, and I grab the microphone from the Miz. "Take a seat, baby, I have a surprise for you," I say with a sadistic smile on my face. He sits as I carry on talking, "I know your dirty little secret, hon." His eyes widen in fear, as I expected. "I wrote this song especially for you, babe." Ricardo comes out with the destroyed car. "Hit the Music!"
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars' worth of that bathroom Polo*...
Oh, and he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No... not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.
Ricardo walks into the ring, I give him the microphone, and Bertie has one too. "Ricardo, hombre, how could you do this to me?" Bertie asks.
" Alberto, I did this because you hurt my sister."
"your sister?"
I take the microphone back from my brother and yell, "yes, I am his sister, my name is Alexandria Rodriguez."
I throw the microphone down and my brother and I leave the arena happy. NO ONE MESSES WITH ALEXANDRIA RODRIGUEZ!