3 Ways to do the Impossible: Make Fang Smile.
1. Showing him pictures of Iggy sleeping.
"BWA HA HA HA!!!"
"…"
2. Tickling.
"Goochie goochie goo!"
"..."
3. Charades.
"Okay! One word!"
(Actor does nothing)"…"
"A statue!"
(Actor does nothing)"…"
"A tree!"
(Actor does nothing)"…"
All in unison, "Fang!"
Actor nods.
Fang socks Actor upside head.
'Slaps forehead in frustration' Maybe it really is impossible…
