"Take that Asian trash!" Boasted the smug voice of Eric Cartman. "I sniped your ass right there, Melon!" I growled at him. Right, you don't know me. My name is Melon Juusuu. I know a strange name and—haha! I killed a Kenny! ("You bastard!") Anyways I'm twelve years old and I have a twin brother, Mango Juusuu (don't ask me why our biological parents named us fruit).

Kenny,Kyle,Stan, Cartman, Mango, and I were in my room playing Call of Duty: Modern Warefare on my PS3. We've been playing for a couple of hours and my mom probably had enough of our shouting when she stomped in the room.

"Melon Daisuke and Mango Tsubasa Juusuu! I have told you 3 hours ago to get off that damned Playstation! Now either get out or watch TV!" She ordered. I groaned. "Mom! Please! Two more minutes!" I argued.

"Daisuke, you told me that two hours ago." Oh great she's using my middle name. I rolled my eyes. When my mom finally went out the room, Cartman decided to be a smart ass. "Your mom's more of a bitch then Kyles mom.. Daisuke." He stretched out my middle name. Knowing that I hated people calling me it.

"Shut up fat ass!" Kyle Broflovski yelled in his face.

"Don't deny it! Both your moms are bitches!"

"Well, your mom's a slut!" Stan Marsh sighed.

"AY! Don't call my mom a slut you dirty Jew!" Racist bastard!

"Don't belittle my people fattie!"

"Don't make me kill you Kyle!"

After the years of knowing these two I learned how to zone out their arguments. Pretty easy. Stan had turned the channel to Terrence and Phillip but there was suddenly an old man on the screen. He had short brown hair with a hairy mustache and beard. He wore a fishing hat and a tattered plaid shirt under a forest green vest.

"Hello there. My name is Nathan Willdies. I am the host of the new reality show called 'Surviving Island.'" Then a dramatic beat started to play behind him. "If your a kid under fourteen but over ten who's bored, want some money, and be on TV then sign up! If you get accepted you will have to compete against other kids from other states on an island away from humanity for the grand prize of a month long family and friends trip to Florida and a total of nine-hundred-thousand dollars! Call to sign up at 1-800-467-ISLAND!"

The commercial ended and our jaws dropped to the floor. "DUDE! We have to sign up!" Stan exclaimed.

"Yeah dude! Month long trip to Florida and nine hundred thousand dollars!" Kyle added.

"Sweet! This is fucking awesome!" Shouted Kenny McCormick as he bounced up and down my bed.

"Dude lets tell our parents right now!" Mango hopped off the bed and sprinted downstairs to tell mom and dad. The others did the same.

"Let's meet back here to call!" Cartman announced before tumbling downstairs and running as fast as that fat body can take him.

-At Kyle's House-

"Mom! Mom! Dad! Dad!" Kyle shouted as he ran inside his home and saw his parents and Ike sitting on the couch watching TV. They turned to their out of breath son. "What is it Kyle?" His mom asked.

"There's this new show on TV and kids under fourteen but over ten can sign up to win a month long trip to Florida and nine hundred thousand dollars! Can I join mom? PLEASE!!" Kyle begged going down to his knees, folding his hands together, and putting the best puppy dog eyes and pout he could possibly do.

His dad choked on his spit. "N-nine thousand dollars?!" He stuttered shocked. He turned to his wife who shared the same thought as he did. "O-Of course Kyle!" Kyle's eyes gleamed with joy.

"Thanks mom! Thanks dad!" He thanked as he ran out of the house and walked to Stan's to see if he could too.

-AT Stan's house-

Stan slammed the front door open panting hard and shot his eyes all over desperately searching for his parents. "MOM?! DAD?! WHERE ARE YOU?!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Shut up turd!" Shelly called from the kitchen. "Their in here!" In split second Stan was in the kitchen. "Goodness! What's the rush Stan?" His mom asked.

"Mom theirs this show that's for kids under fourteen but over ten that when you win they give you a month long trip to Florida and nine hundred thousand dollars!" He let out a large breath. He used in big breath to say that sentence.

His dad hearing the amount of money his son had said sprayed his coffee he had been drinking all over the table, floor, and the wall. "N-nine?! Yes definitely!" He gasped. "Go son! Join!"

-Back at Melon's house-

"They said yes!" Stan and Kyle announced after appearing in the front door in unison. "They said yes too!!" The Juusuu Twins also said in unison. Five seconds later Cartman appeared doing some sort of dance. "My mom said yes!" He announced also. Inside, Kyle was hoping that Cartman couldn't go. Damn! He cursed in his head. A minute later Kenny came in casually like he wasn't excited.

"So what happened Ken?" Melon asked. He shrugged. "Never asked. They wouldn't care anyways." He said nonchalantly, not caring.

After that they called the number and signed up. On Saturday, they will go to Denver and see if they got in.

This was going to freaking rock!


Okay, so I need OCs. But be warned! I may not use all of them! SO IN ADVANCE I SHALL SAY SORRY IF I DON'T USE YOURS. If anybody want to be in this.

OC Form:

Name:

Age:

Appearance: (just the physical please. No clothes description)

Pairing(?): (Kenny and Kyle are taken)

Talents:

Friend of Melon? Of Enemy?:

Thanks very if you do want to! :3 and i don't want it to be AN ALL OC STORY so they'll get parts just semi-minor. Thanks very!