Author note: I was spared actually playing the game, but brief you tubes of Mephile's dialogue, and general knowledge of the plot, gave me a rather different impression, and made want to write this. First attempt at pure humor. Read and review.
Mephiles X Iblis
To You, my fiery beauty
My love is like a bee:
Happy flying free,
Killing itself to inconvenience an enemy!
But I digress,
My loveliness;
(Though you did incinerate that dress,
That you only wore under duress)…
But the flames were as they should,
And the pain felt good;
When you tore off my arms,
It did not alarm
And the way you make the thousands die
Brings… happy tears to my eyes
Truly it was meant to be
Like this feeling over me
Slowly swimming up my leg
Coming to reside in my-
Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
The other bosses all made fun of me
It drove me to insanity!
The robot said my lines were lame;
The alien mocked my only game!
Well I'll drink Chaos: turn him into p***,
Stick a cannon up that Biolizard's a**!
Metal Sonic's plan was a horrible fail,
And Black Doom can kiss my spikey t***!
Those fools shall all feel my wrath,
After of course I take a bath.
(Chaos, oh you think you're funny,
'You're idea', you made me smell like that eaten bunny)
So sorry, love, to mention what you fear,
Besides, of course, that dumb hedgehog and his peer.
Oh, those fools say our love is daft,
But when our Solaris kills them all, we'll have the final laugh!
The point is that I love you,
And to that love there is nothing they can do.