Heavy Deadly Metal
By Shadowgate
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The following is a sequel to A Heroes Quest Against Cthulhu.
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Steven Universe had just arrived home. He contacted his friends and said "oh man I'm so glad we have time off after beating Cthulhu. Steven put on Gwar's Scumdogs of the Universe CD.
His mother came for a visit.
"Oh Steven why are you listening to GWAR? Those beasts hate everyone."
Steven replied "yes but after I helped in saving Earth from Cthulhu they played live for us."
Rose went on to say "oh well I certainly did see them live on the news. Who knows what fucking planet they came from, they were quite loud."
Steven said "a heavy metal band must be loud to be heavy metal. Oh and GWAR always wanted to go down in history for heavy deadly metal. I along with the my friends and the Teen Titans shall go down in history for a heavy deadly fusion."
Rose went on to tell her son how proud of him she was.
Steven said "we did what we had to. Oh and as for the planet GWAR came from. Well I don't know but I do know they want to go fucking crazy on Earth."
Steven looks out his window and sees the members of GWAR coming out of a space ship.
Rose saw them coming out of a spaceship and said "well I grew up with Iron Maiden and the PMRC was the enemy so I can't stop you from enjoying GWAR!"
Gwar began playing the song "sick of you" and Steven thrashed around.
THE END
