LOIS AND CLARK GO TO SUNNYDALE

Lois slipped her arms around Clark's neck and kissed him, only just distracting him from the computer screen that he had been staring at intently for at least five minutes.
"What's so fascinating?" she asked.
"Hmmmm? Oh!" Clark said, realising what she meant and immediately turned back to the computer screen.
"You see, I was just checking around, you know, to see if I was doing my 'job'" he started, performing their familiar 'flying' action before continuing, "all right and I noticed that the death rate in some place in California - Sunnydale, is higher than anywhere else in the USA."
"What? Even here?" Lois asked, surprised.
"Yes. And the weirdest thing was that over half of the deaths were 'unknown causes'. So I hacked a bit and uploaded a picture -" at that Clark clicked, and he brought up a picture which made Lois go pale at the sight of it. Her husband laid a comforting hand over one of hers before continuing.
"Most of the people who died of 'unknown' deaths had bite marks on their necks, and had been completely drained of blood."
"Vampires?" Lois asked sceptically.
"Well, why not honey?" Clark asked his wife. "I mean, in the few years that I've been here in Metropolis I've seen invisible men, several clones, gangsters from the Thirties brought back to life - as well as Lex Luthor, and of course, a man who flies. Honestly Lois, with all that we've seen and been through, there's not much that I wouldn't consider," he finished with a grin.
Lois smiled back and kissed him again.
When he eventually released her, she smiled and said "Don't forget Mxyl - Mixy - that guy from the fifth dimension."
"He was kind of unforgettable Lois - but we're kinda off the subject. Let's get back to Sunnydale. It was founded by the Spanish, who named it De Boco Del Inferno - The Mouth Of Hell. So, I was thinking -" Lois cut him off and finished his sentence.
"That we go off to California for our vacation?
Clark looked at his beloved wife gratefully. "Would you mind?"
"Not really. At least it's sunny. As long as we spend the weekend in LA," she told him. "Deal?" she asked, sticking out her hand.
"Deal," Clark replied, taking her hand and pulling so that she was in his arms once again, and kissing her to seal the deal.
"We're off to California."
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