Hi my names leon, now you may think that I would be saving Claire or in south america but I'm taking time out to tell you a story, the story of little red riding hood ( adult version). Before we begin, all the characters in the story are protected with so many rights we can't use their names so this will be featuring folklore sheva, warrior chris, jill from her time battling nemesis, and wesker well as wesker. This is the
Skipping her way through the dark forest, little basket on her arm. "oh I can't wait to get to the party. It's gonna be popping. It's alittle wrong that I have to bring my own drinks but with the captain in my basket nothing can go wrong." - captain morgan popping out- "have a little captain in you." she continued down the narrow path hapiness coming across her face, a dark figure crossed her way. He was as big as a tank, with black hair and glasses, holding a axe the size of a tree. She screamed, running away , the man glasses glared with the little moonlight on them.
Out of breathe she finally arrived at he door. *knock knock* the door swung open and a semi tall figure covered the doorway. She wore a small black skirt (too small for the natives thats why she lives near the forest.), and a blue shirt that revealed some skin. " yo sheva get your shinequa ass in there and break out of that hood its scary. Oh and the party don't stop till you drop!"
The music was booming.
La ninas they get crazy yo mama she gets crazy now jump off lets get crazy jump off we get crazy ( crazy by pitbull)
6 am
"see you tomorrow jill and stay beautiful." "ok sheva stay ugly don't want you to look better then me."
Sheva wobbled back down the narrow path. The bushes rustled, glaring at her with red eyes, smiling that carnivorous smile.
The next day
"boy last night was crazy I don't remember anything. You would think I'd get used to this." *Brussel Brussel* "what was that?" stepping back she hits something hard. Turning around she screams again. "my apology it would be much appreciated if I walk you the way there. Something lurks in this forest." "um ok I don't really have a choice do I?" they continued on the road making it to the door he gets her inside he quietly whispers "its coming" a creature jumped from the bushes and changed before their eyes. It stood on two legs and faced them. "hello chris" chris pulled a magnum from his arm and shot " goodbye wesker!" "poor naïve chris, that wont work on me." " MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!" jill flew from her feet first plunging toward him. "how dare you come to my house and cause a skirmish." - chris and sheva quivered in a corner- "chris sheva take this.." "a rocket aww jill you shouln……." -smack sheva-"like hell I'll give you a rocket." she tossed two hydras at them. The three of them pointed. "when I say shotgun you say….." wesker held up a sign while quivering. -------------
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BOOM
Flying into the midnight sky he howls " team umbrellas blasting off againnnnnnnnnnnn"
"now that that's over lets party!"
Well folks that's the of our tale hope you enjoyed.