Just saying, this is exactly what happened the weekend of Kami Con!XD Except I was replaced with Shizuo, My friend, Katie, was replaced with Izaya and my other friend, Chirsty, was replaced with Celty. Actually they were who we were cosplaying at the con.X)
WARNING: Cussing, mentions of prostitution, Dante skipping backwards gayly and overall CRACK~!
I OWN NOTHING BESIDES THE DRAGON, SETTON!
There they were, Shizuo, Izaya, and Celty, in the media room of the Flea's house. Now, don't ask why he and the brunette were in the same room and nothing was destroyed beyond imagination, for that is a question only the magic of OOC and Fan-Fiction can explain.
At the moment he was doodling a dragon with a shriveledarm and headphones; he had the obscene urge to name it "Setton." Anyway, Izaya was playing "Devil May Cry" while making Dante skip backwards as if he was at a gay pride parade, and Celty was being chewed out by one of her "clients"...Man, that made Celty sound like a prostitute, didn't it? Moving on, the client, Paige I think, was complaining about how the rider was "taking a break" ( AKA going to a convention and playing video games) and not catering to her every whim. The dullahan couldn't really say anything about it 'cause well, you know, the whole "no head" thing. Nibbling on his candy cigarette, (Izaya refused to let him bring in his "cancer sticks" as the informant called them) the blond voiced his opinion on this situation.
"Just hang up on the bitch."
What followed was simply a "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~," courtesy of Izaya and a WTF courtesy of "The Bitch." Celty was still, unfortunately, headless so she couldn't say a damn thing.
THE END
There's something wrong with me.:V