Passing Notes In Potions

By: Realmi and Idiosyncrasy

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Authors' Notes: Realmi and Idiosyncrasy (Syn) are two schoolgirls who both get very bored in potions class. So rather then pay attention they write stories about the class, Hogwarts school and (of course) Professor Severus Snape. (Based of off real stories that Realmi and Syn write in math class)

Realmi's handwriting

Syn's handwriting

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Note #1: In love with your magic flying loopy straw

            Severus Snape had had a bad day. Neville Longbottom had blown up his seventeenth cauldron, he had to take points fro his own house, and worst yet, he had to give Harry Potter a prefect on his potions test. Just as Severus was patrolling his empty classroom, a stray piece of paper caught his eye.

            He went over and picked it up. After looking at the crumpled piece of parchment for a few seconds and unfolded it. He recognized the handwriting at once as Realmi's (a Slytherin) and Syn's (a Ravenclaw) and he began to read.

            Once upon a time Realmi was a crazy nut because she was in platonic love with her teacher, named Severus Snape (so thought Syn). But Syn was stupid because it turns out that Snape loves Realmi back So…

         Realmi brought him to show and tell one day to tell everyone about their secret. "Guys, I just can't hind it anymore! I can't help but be who I am and the fact of the matter is that I….I'm straight!" everyone…

            Said, "Oh yeah? Prove it!" and so she showed them all Snape (she'd had him hidden in a cage). Everyone gasped. Someone said, "It's the man in my nightmare! I'm hallucinating! We're all hallucinating!" And everyone thought that they were seeing things. Realmi was sad because she was convinced no one would believe that Snape loved her. So she…

         Pinched everyone to prove that they were not hallucinating.

            Everyone was still in a dreamlike state, so they started screaming about bees and cannibals eating them.

Finally Realmi got mad and yelled, "I hate you more then Transfiguration!" Which triggered McGonnagal's Transfiguration Teacher Internal instinct.

She went on a wild rage and destroyed everything in sight. People screamed and leaped out of the way as she plowed her way madly towards Realmi!

Syn is a dork. The End

But McGonnagal wasn't finished yet.

Yes, she was. And then Realmi told Syn, "You're a dork, you loser."

Syn nearly cracked up at the oddity of that sentence, but then the shadow of McGonnagal fell over her. "Where is Realmi!? Must destroy!"

Severus Snape was not about to let his master die at the hands of the evil teacher. So he pulled out his wand and turned McGonnagal  into a piece of neon purple celery flavored chewing gum.

            "HA! HA! Take that, you rascal!"

George saw the "gum" and ate it. "Yummmmmmm… celery!"

"Omigosh!" Syn cried. "George is eating McGonnagal!"

"This is a bad thing?" Realmi asked, hugging Severus (who was trying to get back to his cage).

"Let me go, master!" he shrieked, sounding like a girl.

         Realmi sighed. "Fine, go back to your cage." Severus quickly retreated out of sight. George was still chewing away and he quickly realized everyone was staring.

         "What?" he asked. "it's just gum!"

         Then, McGonnagal magically turned herself back into a human and popped out of George's ear! Then George cried because he no longer had gum. Meanwhile, McGonnagal went after Realmi, "Gaaaaaaah!" screamed McGonnagal in a moster-like voice. "I'm going to make you eat text books for the rest of your life!" Realmi. without her magical flying loopy straw, was helpless until…Professor Snape came to her rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            "Yes, I must admit," said Snape. "That while I was running away from you like a rabid monkey I realized that I am madly in love with you and your magic flying loopy straw!"

            Realmi and Severus got married at Hogwarts and had many wizard children.

The End

            And Syn thought Realmi was a douche because she wrote so much.

Now, The End

            The real Severus Snape was greatly unamused by this "story." But, nonetheless, he filed it away in a manila folder and left said folder on his desk, making a mental note to have a long talk with Realmi.

**End passing Notes in Potions #1**

Endnote: Don't own Harry Potter, if I did, I wouldn't be writing this, I would be in Hawaii counting my money. Hope you hade fun reading this story, now be good little witches and wizards and wave your wand to the box below!

-Realmi and Syn