On the first day of Christmas Vector gave to me; an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Alit: Get me down from here!
Vector: No, you make a lovely ornament.
On the second day of Christmas Vector gave to me; two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas Vector gave to me; three barian guardian badges, baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Random Humans: ARGHHHHH! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!
Vector: *giggling maniacally* No~
Misael: Vector! Stop torturing humans. Their screaming is annoying after the first few hours.
Vector: Is that so? *starts torturing the humans again*
Humans: AHHHHHHH!
Misael: VECTOR!
On the fifth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Misael: VECTOR! Give those back right now!
Vector: Mmmm. How about no?
Misael: VECTOR!
Vector: *runs away as fast as he can with the dragon plushes*
On the sixth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Vector: Oh Miza-chan~! I have a gift for you~
On the seventh day of Christmas Vector gave to me; seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Alit: Oh Don Thousand, WHY?! GET THEM OFF OF ME! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SIC THE SNAKES ON ME?!
Vector: Not my fault they like how you taste, Alit~ *insane giggle*
Dumon: I'll get the anti-venom...
On the eighth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; eight spiked eggnogs, seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Alit: *hiccup* LoOk at mE. I'm a FluFfy uNicoRN.
Vector: You certainly are. Now here's some unicorn cleaner and a pretty hair gem.
Alit: Oooo... It's shiny.
Dumon: VECTOR! Did you spike the eggnog?!
Vector: Maybe~
Dumon: I know that means yes. And- WHAT IS A DRUNK ALIT DOING WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND A MATCH?! ALIT! DON'T POUR THE LIGHTER FLUID ON YOURSELF!
On the ninth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; nine reindeer, eight spiked eggnogs, seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Vector: BWAHAHAHAHA! Santa's sled shall never fly! I have slaughtered his beasts of burden and ended his reign of joy and happiness!
Gilag: Oh my... I can't even tell which one is Rudolph anymore. They're all red-nosed reindeer. And red antlered. And red coated. And red hoofed...
Alit: I'm going to throw up.
Dumon: Vector... you do know that Santa can get more reindeer, right?
Vector: Frig! I guess I'll just have to kill the fat old guy...
Dumon: You are not murdering Santa Clause and that's final.
Vector: %$ #
Dumon: Don't use that word around the holidays.
Alit:... I think you are on the naughty list for life, Vector.
Vector: Good, I can burn things up with all the coal I'll get.
On the tenth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; ten sharp knives, nine reindeer, eight spiked eggnogs, seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Dumon: Vector. Give me those knives. Now.
Vector: Why?
Misael: You have once committed a grotesque, bloody massacre of over fifty humans using only a pen! WHAT IN THAT MESSED-UP, INSANE, TWISTED MIND OF YOURS MAKES YOU THINK WE WOULD EVER GIVE YOU ACCESS TO EVEN ONE KNIFE?!
Vector: Oooh! Miza-chan's getting feisty!
Misael: Why you-
Dumon: Enough! Vector, hand over the knives. NOW!
Vector: *terrified into submission by Dumon's tone* Ok~
On the eleventh day of Christmas Vector gave to me; eleven rotten eggs, ten sharp knives, nine reindeer, eight spiked eggnogs, seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Vector: Heads up! *dumps all of the eggs on Misael's head*
Misael: VECTOR! YOU #%&$ %%# #$^$*&-!
Dumon: Don't use that language. I'll help you wash the eggs out of your hair.
Misael: I hope Santa kills you in your sleep with a rusty knife, Vector!
Dumon: I thought this was supposed to be the season of goodwill...
On the twelfth day of Christmas Vector gave to me; twelve barrels of acid, eleven rotten eggs, ten sharp knives, nine reindeer, eight spiked eggnogs, seven poisonous snakes, six pink dresses, five stolen dragon plushies, four torture victims, three barian guardian badges, two baria crystals, and an Alit hanging from a pear tree.
Alit: Vector, I swear. GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
Vector: Well, if you insist. * pushes a barrel of acid below Alit*
Alit: Wait, never mind. Here is fine. NO! PLEASE! I REALLY DON'T NEED TO GET DOWN FROM THIS TRE- AHHHHHHH! *Vector unties Alit and Alit falls into the acid* YOWWWWWWW! OH WHY?! THE PAIN!
Vector: *laughing like crazy* HAHAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOSERS! *teleports away*
Dumon: Vector! *sighs* Merry Christmas to everyone.