*Important Note: Before you read the following spoof, you should
know what it's spoofing! Before you read this first read my Spider-
Man and Batman spoof called Spider-Matt and BatDan. It's vital that
you read all the chapters if really want to get all of the following
spoof. Also, you have to go to Mp3.com and search for Spider-Man.
You should find a song called Jesus & Spider-Man by the Steven
King Trio. That is what this is spoofing. So listen to that song(you can listen to it from the internet if you don't want to download it), read Spider-Matt and BatDan (click on my name to find it in my profile or what ever) then you'll be able to get all the jokes in the following
spoof.
Atheist & Spider-Matt
I bumped into an atheist just the other day.
And we got to talking and I was scared about what he was about to
say.
He talked to me and said, Matt, we're startin' to be as popular as
those gays.
And I was hopin' you could help me dominate the species.
I said, come on Atheist, you're startin' to get me pissed
I said, you're really not the type to get people unblessed.
I had a talk with my other, Spider-Matt, last night
He said he was mad at me for writin' about him and screwing up his
life.
I said, come on Spider-Matt, being a fictional character really kicks
ass.
I mean, just look at me and how I screw up so much in reality.
I said you really shouldn't complain, I mean, just look at Samantha.
She's really quite a beauty.
And whenever she's around I bet you want to feel her boobies.
Like your spider-wit is woozy.
(Chorus)
Atheist and Spider-Matt, doing the best they can to rid the world of
religious faith.
Spider-Matt and Atheist, doing their best to change us.
They're just not religious, they're really not religious, they're really not
religious, they're really not religious.
Once again I met the atheist I bumped into last week.
He tried to ignore me, I think he was mad at religious freaks.
I called, hey Atheist, there's something new that gets me really
pissed.
Spider-Matt has gone mad and no longer believes that God or
Satan exists.
He called, hey Matty, that's really good for me.
He knows Satan is just Devil, and God isn't real.
I once again found Spider-Matt, my insignificant other.
He was lookin' pretty mad, because I killed him off, unlike his
daughter.
I said, come on my good man, you don't really want to live like that.
I know I killed you off and that June is even sleeping with Pigeon.
He said, come on Matt, man, don't tell me all that crap.
I can't sleep with Samantha, now that I'm dead to stay.
(chorus)
(music)
(chorus)
know what it's spoofing! Before you read this first read my Spider-
Man and Batman spoof called Spider-Matt and BatDan. It's vital that
you read all the chapters if really want to get all of the following
spoof. Also, you have to go to Mp3.com and search for Spider-Man.
You should find a song called Jesus & Spider-Man by the Steven
King Trio. That is what this is spoofing. So listen to that song(you can listen to it from the internet if you don't want to download it), read Spider-Matt and BatDan (click on my name to find it in my profile or what ever) then you'll be able to get all the jokes in the following
spoof.
Atheist & Spider-Matt
I bumped into an atheist just the other day.
And we got to talking and I was scared about what he was about to
say.
He talked to me and said, Matt, we're startin' to be as popular as
those gays.
And I was hopin' you could help me dominate the species.
I said, come on Atheist, you're startin' to get me pissed
I said, you're really not the type to get people unblessed.
I had a talk with my other, Spider-Matt, last night
He said he was mad at me for writin' about him and screwing up his
life.
I said, come on Spider-Matt, being a fictional character really kicks
ass.
I mean, just look at me and how I screw up so much in reality.
I said you really shouldn't complain, I mean, just look at Samantha.
She's really quite a beauty.
And whenever she's around I bet you want to feel her boobies.
Like your spider-wit is woozy.
(Chorus)
Atheist and Spider-Matt, doing the best they can to rid the world of
religious faith.
Spider-Matt and Atheist, doing their best to change us.
They're just not religious, they're really not religious, they're really not
religious, they're really not religious.
Once again I met the atheist I bumped into last week.
He tried to ignore me, I think he was mad at religious freaks.
I called, hey Atheist, there's something new that gets me really
pissed.
Spider-Matt has gone mad and no longer believes that God or
Satan exists.
He called, hey Matty, that's really good for me.
He knows Satan is just Devil, and God isn't real.
I once again found Spider-Matt, my insignificant other.
He was lookin' pretty mad, because I killed him off, unlike his
daughter.
I said, come on my good man, you don't really want to live like that.
I know I killed you off and that June is even sleeping with Pigeon.
He said, come on Matt, man, don't tell me all that crap.
I can't sleep with Samantha, now that I'm dead to stay.
(chorus)
(music)
(chorus)