I do NOT and never will own Kim Possible, which is owned by Disney.
This is a one-shot fanfic.
(Kimmunicatir ringtone)
Kim Possible: So, what's the sitch?
Wade: They are making of Kim Possible movie. I've never any news about it.
Ron Stoppable: A movie. Awesome! Let's watch it.
Kim: Ron, it's just the trailer. No big. Play it.
(After watching the trailer)
There is silence.
Kim: What the hell was that?!?!????
Ron: Uh, I think it's us.
Kim: Ron, haven't you noticed this. They are making a movie of our show. It does sound great, but this trailer is awful!
Ron: I can see that.
Kim: I knew they would make a movie based on our show someday, but this is NOT what they should pay for!
Ron: I'm just as disappointed as you, KP.
Kim: And this movie is made for TV?!?! Are they on crack?!?!??? Disney should've put this out in theatres, but NO! They just wanna FLASH GORDON AGAIN!
Ron: You know. That reminds me. I like The Last Jedi now. I think, that's the reason why this exists.
Kim: Yeah. So that the only way, the Internet could stop bitching about how much the hate Star Wars is that Disney would a Kim Possible movie as a TV movie. If that happens, then they would be like, " Hey, Star Wars: The Last Jedi was actually better than I remember in comparison. Let's watch that instead."
Ron: And where is Rufus?!? He's gonna bite the hell out of me, if he notices this! This is unwatchable!
Kim: Let alone that, I honestly don't know who this movie is supposed to be for! The kids who watched me are now hitting their late teens or over the age of 20, and are pissed and the audience of dumbass little kids, that this wants to attract and should and is supposed to would rather watch the Marvel movies or Loud House marathons!!! Damn!
Ron: Oh, and EVERYTHING LOOKS FAKE!!!
Kim: Well, considering this is some made-for-TV bullcrap for dumb kids. All they give us is some visuals that make Batman and Robin look like The Dark Knight! It's like they never want a big movie, they just wanted to bring back the Adam West Batman TV show!
Ron: What do you mean?
Kim: Ron, what I mean is that this crap is gonna be campy and I don't want 70 minutes of camp! I WANT A 2-HOUR LONG THEATRICALLY RELEASED BIG BUDGET BLOCKBUSTER FEATURE FILM!!!! That is what the fans WANT!!!!
Ron: Well, what do you think we should do, Kim?!?
Kim: We are going to boycott this riot! When Disney reads this, they are going to pull the plug on this and rework it as a big screen feature film that takes place after the show's finale, with a cast of REAL movie stars and a high budget, a PG-13 rating, and a 2 hour runtime, that would spawn a huge franchise that would destroy all the Marvel movies at the box office! That is because movies make more money in theatres than on Tv! So, Disney, we are wAiting for YOU!
THE END!