-EAMONIO AND CORNERETTE-
A tale of lovers
Chapter 1:
It was by the sunset that Eamon found sadness; the sadness that evokes the deepest darkness that manifests in one's soul. Nothing but the cold dry air to keep him company. Eamon reminisced over his deep lust for his once prominent love. He found it funny how the same figure in his mind that he thought would give him happiness before, gave him nothing but misery now. An irony that he could only see and "appreciate". Feeling sad, he cried.
Over to his left, a gentle tap on his shoulder. It was the grotesque sonic fan character Shadow the fox. He was basically pink and black recolour of tails the dog, but don't tell him that. (*author's note, this is my original character DO NOT STEAL)
"Oh hey Eamon, I could see by your countenance of a rather sad emotion that you must be sad. Please, let's get out of here, because HE comes."
Then, out of nowhere. Shreik and Pacman's love child appears. He has luscious hair, and big clamor in her mercerizing eyes.
"Love me Eamon, and I will be your sack of potatoes used to make our juicey French fries" She said with an assertive voice.
Eamon responds with a negative shrug. She then undergoes some kind of apoptosis.
Shadow starts to massage Eamon's shoulders while sedately and possibly seductively (DUN DUN DDUUUN) asking Eamon what was wrong; but Eamon says nothing.
"Hey Eamon, why don't we go to the ball, it will be fun. It might be the perfect opportunity to get rid of your feelings because that is a good idea in which nothing will go wrong (HINT HINT)" Said Shadow
"Okay, after all I am super cool" Remarked Eamon the cool guy.
So they went there and what not.
-To be continued-