Happy Birthday Ed!! – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble (kind of)
Note: This is from lack of anything to do. Nuuuuuuuuuuu, I'm bored.
Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU, Maes
Rating: NC-17 (?? I guess shrugs)
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! (I have something in my eye)
WARNING: This contains a mini Yaoi grenade, about the size of a peanut, that I toss in the general direction of the FMA universe. If you don't like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven't decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.
Maes: jumps out from dark alley HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!!
Ed: transmutes automail into blade
Maes: Oh SHIT!! eyes bug
Ed: takes a swing
Maes: drops to the ground landing in a puddle of … something with a splash ED IT'S ME!!
Ed: stabs downward
Maes: rolls into another puddle of …something, to the right YOU KNOW , MAES!? eyes buggin as metal flashes in the dim light again
Ed: I KNOW it's you Maes!! That's WHY I'm attacking!! swings again
Maes: GASP!! WHAT!?
Ed: evil grin
Maes: wets pants
Ed: I HATE SURPRISES!! glare
Maes: eyes pop If you kill me I can't give you your present!!
Ed: stops half step Present? frowning
Maes: takes shuttering breath and lets a wary smile cross face Yes, your present.
Ed: thrust flesh hand out Give it to me.
Maes: glances nervously at the automail still in the form of a blade Not till you put that away.
Ed: sigh and glare Fine. flash of blue alchemic light Happy?glare
Maes: smug grin Yes stands up trying to brush as much goo off as possible, frowning when it just smears
Ed: grin
Maes: frown Not funny.
Ed: chuckle So funny.
Maes: deepen frown
Ed: thrust flesh hand out again Now gimmie! grin
Maes: smile takes over face Follow me! spins on heals and walks down street
few min. later
Ed: arms crossed frowning What the hell!? eyes flash to Maes and glare I hope a bimbo is not gonna jump out of that? snapping his gaze back to the offensive object sitting in the middle of the room
Maes: chokes on laugh I wouldn't say that too loud if I were you. having a terrible time not bursting out laughing
Ed: eyes fly back to Maes and demand him as a bloody sacrifice Mae-
Maes: shoves a beer into Ed's hands spilling half on the floor then yells to the room in general START ALREADY!!
few hours later
Ed: mummm AAAHHHhh… collapsing on the solid form below him panting from his orgasm …mummm… sated smile on his face
Roy: reaches up and brushes blond strands from Ed's sweat soaked face
Ed: mumbling Best fucking present ever. snuggling under Roy's chin
Roy: mummm… I agree wrapping his arms around the blond Next time I top though. smirk
END