so once upon a time there was a sexy, dashin, gorgeous, magnificent, seadwweller named eridan an he got all of the betches all of the ladies were all ovver him an evven the men evveryone wwas his fangirl or fanboy an only one could ever get his bone bulge
karkat vvantas
eridan lovved kar so much that it hurt an he wwanted to fill buckets wwith him soooooo bad but kar wwasnt ready
kar wwas nevver ready
it made eridan really angry but he respected him matesprits decision in life because they wwere only six swweeps old
at least eridan wwas a international rap star, troll kanye wwest
evveryone lovved troll kanye wwest
no one could ever knoww wwho he wwas though except for his matesprit karkat vvantas wwho also wwas troll snooki justin bieber beyonce an britney spears
they wwere the perfect couple except evveryone thought eri or kanye wwas cheatin on all of these other famous trolls because he wwas seen wwith all of them
he just said they wwere into polygamy
so one day wwhile eridan and kar wwere layin around in their receprcoon bein naked and everything eridan said
yo yo yo kar lets get jiggy
but kar said no
eridan decided he wwouldnt take no for an answwer
so they did it
kar surprisingly lovved it an they filled buckets evvery night forevver
the drones lovved them
the end